After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ...... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K. L. M. N. O."
She asks .... "What the hell does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot".
She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K. L. M. N. O.?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding! Laughing My Nuts Off!"
Memorial Service will be held Tuesday afternoon.