I parked at the mall the other day. When I returned, after shopping, I saw my tail lights bashed in, trunk and bumper dented.
There was a note on my windshield that said,
"I accidently backed my truck into your car. Lots of people saw me do
it. They think I'm leaving my name and details in this note. Well, I'm
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