I saw a woman ram into my car at Walmart, and she continued to park and go inside like nothing happened, so I left her a note.
I told her that I forgave her for the minor damages to my old car.
I explained how I was not mad that she had totally disrespected all of
humanity and me in particular by not leaving me a note about the damage.
I went on to explain that it was also very disrespectful for her car to
leave so much paint in my key.