After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now .. I have a
$750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable
woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she
would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black
and white TV.
Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
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