Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Crazy rednecks

Bubba and Bo, two rednecks, were out drinking, and after getting kicked out of one bar were driving to another. Bubba was somewhat under the influence, and as they reached an intersection, he asked Bo, "anything coming?"
Bo replied, "only a dog."
Bubba started through the intersection, and WHAM!
When Bubba awoke, he was in the ER, doctors were working on him, and as he looked around, he saw Bo on an adjacent gurney.
"Bo, I thought you said a dog was coming, what hit us?"
Replied Bo, "A Greyhound Bus."

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