How about some aviation humor?

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking
guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.
The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he''s afraid to
wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he
can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking
at the big guy, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits
an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the
little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the
big guy's chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees
the vomit all over him.

"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"