Purchasing or Leasing?
Which is better?
Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing. I
would like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories.
The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year
relationship, it ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.
On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker, Kristen, charged $4,000 per night.
So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per
night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every
night. This represents a $41.7 million saving for Eliot. What a shrewd
man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.
THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE...IF IT FLYS, FUCKS, OR FLOATS...RENT IT !
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