Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.
Friday, February 27, 2015
A little morning humor
Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the
park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss
world problems. One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much
about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry
hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. However, since
the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't know
where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to
him. A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Larry,
but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat
Larry! Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then
he said, ‘For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?
Larry replied, 'I have been in jail.' 'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the
world for?' 'Well,' Larry said, 'you know Jane, that cute little blonde
waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?' 'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I
remember her. What about her? 'Well, one day she filed rape charges
against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into
court, I pleaded 'guilty'. 'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’.