Oblowme changed the mission of NASA. The organization that led the exploration of space, landed on the moon, sent satellites to Pluto and beyond, now hitches a ride to the International Space Station with our enemy. What the heck happened?
Maybe this is too simple, but mooslimes worship allah, pronounced A-lie, the pagan moon god of the arab peninsula. NASA put men on the moon. See the connection? Who better to understand lunar fixated lunatics then men who have studied that satellite in minute detail?
Maybe our outreach to them should include free month long tours of the lunar surface for all these radical clerics and their minions. Instead of releasing the GITMO prisoners into Yemen, we should release them on the lunar surface. NASA still has plenty of Atlas rockets for boosting satelites into orbit. Just attach fifty or so seats to the hull of the main booster, and put a goat pen on top, then send them on a happy voyage to seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly bugger goats where no man has gone before.
Another thing, why did the pedophile pick the moon god? The Arabs had a multitude of deities, he could have chosen from a long list. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that that ass raping small boys, and buggering goats is not something you do in broad day light, especially when you are endowed such that an eight year old sees you naked and immediately laughs. No, Mohamhead did most of his barn yard exploits late at night under the light of his favorite heavenly body.
Before you call me crazy, tell me this, when was the last time you heard of a redneck strapping on a vest full of explosives and blowing him self up in a shopping center full of women and kids?
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