My best friend was recently in a serious car crash.
Late in the night he regained consciousness. He
found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up
his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous female doctor hovering
over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"
That, my friends, is a positive attitude!