I got a call from a pollster. Their lead off question was "If the election was held today, and the choices were Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton, whom would you choose?"
I said, "Let me see if I have this right, if my choices were Stalin with out a mustache, or Hitler with a vagina, Who would I pick?"
The call ended abruptly, but not before I heard volley of laughter.
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