Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.
Saturday, January 25, 2014
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "what the quickest way to get to Chicago?"
The Bartender says, "Are you walking or driving?"
The guy says, "I'm driving."
The Bartender says, "That's the quickest way."