After a few years of married life, an engineer finds he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind." and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this."
He throws powder on a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is a powerful healing, but you can
only use it once a year! All you have to do is say "123" and it will
rise as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is "1234" and
it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with
the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and
suddenly he gets an erection. His wife turns over and says "What did you
say "123" for?
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