2010 statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered ------------------ 0
Transvestites-------------------------------- 133
Hernia’s------------------------------------- 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases----------------------------- 3,172
Enlarged Prostates--------------------------- 8,249
Breast Implants ----------------------------- 59,350
Natural Blondes------------------------------ 3
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