Thursday, June 25, 2009

Unconfirmed reports tonight

Coming from California that a serial child molester is dead.


In other news, Michael Jackson, the king of pop has passed away today at UCLA medical.
From AP
The circumstances of Jackson's death were not immediately clear. Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to the hospital, Ruda told the newspaper.

Considering that it was mid day, and his favorite snacks are weenies, its entirely possible he choked on one. Can a guy choke on a weiner that small? We await the coroners inquest.

1 comment:

CharlieDelta said...

And I'm all broken up about it! Wasn't he the king of cock?