Sunday, August 11, 2013

A little morning humor

The testicles of a Newfoundland midget hurt and ached almost all the time so off he went to the Doctor.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. He stood the midget up onto the examining table and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doctor. He then put his finger under the right testicle and asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor again as he reached for his surgical scissors.

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look but couldn't believe that the snipping didn't hurt!

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see how his testicles felt now. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his 'boys' were no longer aching.

The doctor asked "How does that feel now?" The midget said "Perfect Doc. I didn't even feel it. What did you do? The doctor said: "I cut two inches off the top of your rubber boots".

1 comment:

Toejam said...

The term "Midget" brings to mind a age-old question:

What's the difference between a band of dwarf pick-pockets and a woman's relay race team?

Hint: The dwarfs are a bunch of "cunning runts".