Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Saturday blonde joke
A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A blonde emerges, followed by a harem of women and a rooster. After ordering for himself and his harem, the blonde requests a basket of apples for the rooster. The rooster proceeds to eats three baskets of apples. The waiter asks the blonde about the voracious appetite of the rooster. The blonde explains "A genie granted me three wishes. My first wish was to have an endless supply of money. My second wish was to have many beautiful women. And my third wish was to have an insatiable cock".