A police officer was sitting in traffic when he saw a blonde man drive by with 30 penguins in the back of his car. The police officer quickly pulled the man over and said, "What are you doing? You can't drive around with all these penguins. You have to take them to the zoo!" "Ok, ok," the man said.
The next day the police officer was sitting in traffic again when he saw the same man go by, still with 30 penguins in the back seat. He pulled him over and said, "Hey, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!" "I did," the blonde replied, "Today I'm taking them to the movies."