Sunday, February 17, 2013

I was eating Chinese today

and started thinking...

Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with...

How the heck did two sticks win?

The budget-minded woman was always clipping coupons in the young, lean years when she was first married, and even kept detailed records of how much money she saved. One of her first jobs way back then was running the cash register at the local drugstore.
One day, she had a self-conscious young man approach the counter to buy some condoms. She noticed a dollar-off coupon on the box and asked him if he’d like to use it, adding that she and her husband had saved over $400 redeeming coupons last year.

The stunned young man replied, “On these?!”

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