Thursday, February 7, 2013

Just a couple

I went to the psychiatrist the other day. He handed me a piece of paper and a pencil and said, “Draw me something.”

I said, “Like what?”

“Something you can’t verbalize.”

So after about ten minutes I handed him the paper and pencil back.

“There’s nothing on this paper,” he said.

“Yeah, I know,” I said. “I drew a blank.”

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?


hiswiserangel said...

Mass murder?

Gregory said...

Hahahahahaha. Beautiful. Both of them.