I went to the psychiatrist the other day. He handed me a piece of paper and a pencil and said, “Draw me something.”
I said, “Like what?”
“Something you can’t verbalize.”
So after about ten minutes I handed him the paper and pencil back.
“There’s nothing on this paper,” he said.
“Yeah, I know,” I said. “I drew a blank.”
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Oh, this is gonna be good. Real good.
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