on valentines day a redneck came home from work and tells his wife: "honey, do you wanna know what I got you for valentines?" the wife says "what did you get me?" the Redneck opens the trailer door and they both go out on the deck. he says "do you see that 2013 Mercedez down the street?" wife says "which one?" he says "the burgundy one" she says "Yes?"
he says "I got you a pair of socks the same color"
FERGUSON COMES TO LONDON
56 minutes ago