Saturday, February 2, 2013


I recall my first time with a condom. I was 17. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Erlichs Drugstore. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed
by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, No, not really.
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty.
It was. Just a minute, she said, and walked to the door and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.
She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. Do these excite you? She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
Well, come on, she said, We don't have much time.

So I climbed onto her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. Did you put that condom on? She asked.
I said, sure did, and held up my thumb to show her.
That's when she beat the shit out of me....


Gregory said...

Absolutely priceless. I actually got tears in my eyes I laughed so hard. Great one before the big game. Keep up the good work Jeremy.

hiswiserangel said...

Oh crap. You got me again. :-D
I can never tell when you're serious. I'm going to start reading the last lines first.

JeremyR said...

HWA, that has been the story of my life.
Nothing in life is serious enough to be taken seriously. The worst it can do is kill ya, and you're gonna die some time.