My wife asked me, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later, I came home with 6 cartons of milk.
My wife asked, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
I replied, "They had avocados."
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