Thursday, April 4, 2013

Some more redneck humor

A Missouri prostitute  married an  Oklahoma farmer but she was worried that she was a bit loose in the fanny department. So on the wedding night she wrapped an elastic band around the lips of her pussy. During sex that night the farmer remarked 'Jaysus but you're awful tight.' Then a few seconds later the elastic band broke and he let out a roar 'What in the name of Christ was that?!'
She said 'that was my virginity going.'
He replied 'well you need to go and get it back cause it took my balls with it!'

1 comment:

Gregory said...

Haaaaahahahahah. Beautiful.