Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Something to start your day out right

A redneck excitedly tells his mother  he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."
Stunned, the redneck says, "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her," she says.

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