Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Something to start your day off right

My wife was sitting on the sofa last night reading a book called, "100 ways to please your man."

I said, "Don't bother reading any of that nonsense, you only need to do two things for me and I'll be the happiest redneck ever.

She smiled and said, "Aww, what's that then?"

I said, "Pack your bags and get the fuck out."


Well, looks like its back to the hospital for more sutures.