My Shotgun

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my shotgun right in the doorway.
I gave it 6 shells, and noticing that it had no legs,
even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard,
a girl walked her dog down the street, and quitea few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it.
It hadn't rolled itself outside.It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.
In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people,
or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons and forks. I hear they're making people fat.

Was Sandy Hook a false flag?

I was asked to look at and comment on Alex Jones’ Infowars video about the Sanfy Hook Massacre. I did, and here are my observations.
1. While the police may have chased one or two men at the scene, its most probable they were onlookers, drawn by the noise and confusion, and possibly alerted by Police scanners. That happens. Its only places like Chicago and detroit where gun fire does not draw attention. When cops respond to such an incident, they treat every person there like they are a criminal until they know otherwise. Keeps the bad guys from darting away in the confusion.
2 The weapon removed from the trunk is not an AR-15. Clearly NOT. Its a side handle. Ars are top handle. This was either an auto shotgun as reported, but clearly not an AR.
3. Kids, moving targets? Not at that age. These kids were at the developmental age where if they close their eyes, the bad guys can’t see them. That is how five year olds think. The children would ball up, maybe clasp thier hands over their ears or eyes, and freeze in fear. You see the same thing in animal young, the juvenile becomes still and the mother makes a racjet as she escapes to lure the predator away. Its nature. Lanza could then shoot them at point blank range. Even a liberal can hit targets at that distance, AND Adam had been to the range with his mother. Numerous times, I might add.
4. No one said the ID of Ryan was valid, or exactly what it was.
5. The interviewed witnesses amy or may not have been actors. It gets done, and people get paid to let some one impersonate them.
6. The Autopsies of Adam and his mother were done last becasue at the crime scene, they would have required the most in depth examination prior to being taken away. They would also get autopsied last so that you can have the most people involved for the most thorough examination and TAKE YOUR TIME on it.
The videos of the family members and the web pages created before the shooting, if real, are serious flags.
Could the government pull something like this off? You bet they could! But it would be hard to do, and would require several years of planning. They would need several good actors, families of them for each victim, and they would need to build a cover for them just like you do with spies. I would not put something like this past the powers that pull the strings that make ObamAA-s gums flap for the teleprompter.
Did they though? Thats the real question. I don't think there is any one calouse enough to kill twenty kids, but faking twenty deaths is a possibility. Some people think that 9-11-01 was a false flag. I do not believe that for an instant. It would have taken too long and too many ptople to pull it off, and all in plain site. 100 actors is doable though, and no one would have a clue it was staged if they didn't make mistakes.
Are we seeing mistakes? or glitches? There are plausible explanations. Doesn't matter to me either way. I don't trust them any less then I did which was not at all.

I think Im gonna get back into Legos.

Didn't have em when I was a kid, but after I got into the military, well, all us overgrown kids played with em. Onve my own kids got big enough, they took over the collection, and I'm sure most of them are now part of Kansas soil.
Well, Its time to resurect my old hobby. not for sentimental reasons, just want to piss off a few more mooslimes. And thas good enough for me.

Tales of first love

I got my first condom at age fourteen.
There was a girl in my chemistry class who kept making eyes at me, and some times we would flirt and frolick.
One day she said that she wanted me to come to her house, and after supper with her folks, we would take it to the next level.
All excited, I went to the drug store and purchased my first condom.
As I proudly laid it on the counter, I announced, "I have a hot date tonight!"
Well, when I got to Nora's place, we got seated at the table, and her mother asked me to say Grace.
I believe I said the longest supper prayer they had ever heard.
After the meal, Nora took me aside, and said, "I didn't know you were religious!"
I replied. "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist."

Something to brighten your Monday

A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand - to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant.

The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.

"Exactly," replied the instructor.

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."

I might get fired

I was late coming into work again, and the boss was furious.
She called me into her office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"
"I'm sorry, but I overslept," I said.
"For goodness sake, at least tell me something I've not heard before!"
I replied, "You're looking lovely today."

Some one needs to be taken to the woodshed

People who are anti American should be deported. They shouls never be allowed to hold public office.
Its bad enough that Florida has De'Andre Foole err Poole, they also have some bad apples in Hypoluxo where Marine Gregory Schaffer has been ordered to remove a flag pole from the yard of his rented home.
There claim to infamy is that the pole is a structure. I suppose if he was erecting something fifty feet high, it might be an issue, and the article makes no mention of the size. I can't see that happening though, he did it himself, no contractor was involved, so how big can it be?
My opinion is that what ever neighbor complained, and what ever idiot in that shity hole government acted on it should be deported. Send em to Cuba, send up to Venezuela, heck, send theeir sorry asses to North Korea where hate of the American flag is acceptable.