Thursday, April 28, 2011

Cripes! he released it!

We actually have a copy of a birth certificate long form for Obama! What I want now is an explanation of the many you tube videos I have seen where he and Michelle make statements that he was born in Kenya. That above all has bothered me the most. At first, when he was beginning his run for hte presidency, that did not appear to be an issue for him.
I am speculating, but it looked like he was acting on the "mom was American so I'm American belief, little realizing that since his father was from Kenya, a possible birth out side the USA would make him a foreign national.
Lets all keep in mind that the whole birther issue started with Clinton supporters. I could go into a long detailed explanation on it, but the long and the short is that once Obama had the nomination, if he had been disqualified, the election would have defaulted to McInsane, not a situation Hillary would have wanted. She is first and last a democrat, and health care was her baby no matter how we label it now.
I will remain suspicious. Hawaii is a democrat bastion worse then Chicago. it is not beyond the scope of reality that they manufactured a birth certificate for him. They only needed to do deep research and find a person born in 1961 who was deceased and whose relatives were also deceased. No mother no father no siblings or children, then put Obamas information on that document.
Hey Donald! get your operatives to Mombasa and also check flight records from Kenya.
Yup, I don't buy it. Mainly because I refuse to believe that a person born in the USA could hate this country the way Obama does.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

A perfect world

There have been a ton of blog posts and news articles about the incident in Baltimore where two black girls beat up what at first was thought to be a white girl. Now it seems, not so. The receiver of the industrial strength ass whoopin was in fact a transgender. A XY type with implants and male genitals still intact.
In a perfect world this would not have happened. Instead the father of these black girls would have been the one to educate the pervert as to what door he needed to use regardless of how he wanted to dress and what he hoped to be if he grew up.
With skyrocketing divorce, and and babies born out of wedlock the norm, these kids today have little guidance to steer them in life. That is why we have this.
No Chris, what happen to you is not a hate crime. any man who wanders into the ladies room deserves the ass whoopin you got and one hell of a lot worse. Too bad you didn't learn anything from it except how to snivel "victim". Too bad those girls didn't kick you hard enough in the groin to save you the cost of surgery. Why do you want to be like that? hell, you can't even fight like a girl. Loser.

Easter classic

Happy Easter!

Saturday, April 23, 2011


Jesus Is Alive
Death has lost its victory
and the grave has been denied
Jesus lives forever
He's alive, He's alive
He's the alpha and omega
the first and last is He
The curse of sin is broken
and we have perfect liberty
The lamb of God has risen He's alive
He's alive
Hallelujah Jesus is alive!

Friday, April 22, 2011

No thanks Ellen

While your offer to the University republicans is magnanimous of you, do you seriously think any of them are so desperate as to take you up on your offer? Lets be honest, were it not for alcohol, you would never get laid, and the statement "there aint enough beer in Golden Colorado to get me in bed with you explains why you are a desperate old dyke. If you indeed have a partner, all it does is prove that its a dog eat dog world out there.
Now, can some one send me some eye bleach?

Of the UN and bed bugs

Guess who has a great rant for April. Enjoy.

Chuck Norris? nah

OK, everyone has heard a ton of Chuck Norris Jokes. How about some regarding Deer reader?
1. Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
1a. Barry Soetoro does not flush teh toilet, he gives a speach and bores the shit out of it.

2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
2a. Barry Soetoro plans to take the US debt to infinity. Squared.

3.Leading economists say it is impossible to get the unemployment rate to 100%. Barry Soetoro laughs.

Should have jailed her then

Crystal Mangum, the liar in the Duke lacrosse scandal has murdered her boyfriend. Reginald Daye was stabbed in early April, and died two weeks later. His family needs to sue Jesse Jackass and all the rest of the crowd that flocked to her defense when she failed in her get rich quick scheme.
There will be no justice here I fear. She deserves the death penalty. Instead she will play the victim card, the race card, and the sex card. If she doesn't walk, what she gets will be a minor slap on the wrist.
Heck, after her false accusations, she should have received female circumcision similar to the worst form used by muslims. Instead she got turned into a hero by the Race War Poverty Pimps.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Wimin humph

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail. '

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Buycott Chick-fil-A

The folks at Chick-fil-A came under attack from the perv crowd recently after their restaurant served food for a pro family marriage seminar.
In response, the folks at AFA are asking people to show thanks and support to Chick-fil-A with a buycott. Since there is no restaurant close to me, I'm passing this on to my readers.

For my two cents, the gays lesbians and what ever else can do what they want in their bed rooms. I do not appreciate them shoving it in my face and down my throat. I happen to believe in GOD, and he, not me says its wrong.
As for their "rights", if they don't tell me they are gay, I would not know they were. That means they have equal treatment. As for marriage, its a religious institution first, and government intrusion is simply the congress showing favoritism to an establishment of religion, a violation of the first ammendment.

Another school shooting.

How does a kindergarten kid wind up with a gun at school? What I see here is a case of a kid who had no clue, and a parent who was beyond lazy. I know I was curious about guns when I was little, hell, still am, but mom and dad kept them up where I could not get at them, and where they could be easily seen. It was pure luck, as in GOD protecting these kids, that kept anyone from being killed.
It weill be interesting to see what the police find out about the home. My bet? Single mom and it was her boyfriends gun. The other possibility I easily see is that the kid found it some where when he was playing or walking to school. I know of several times that has happened.

Monday, April 18, 2011

At least he wasnt asleep

Yet another air traffic controller scandal, this time a controller was watching a DVD movie while on duty. I don't know about you, but the thought of ATC personnel sleeping and screwing off worries me. Pilots depend on them to keep the air ways safe. Its been a good long while since we had a mid air collision, and I for one would like to continue that record. Fire him and his union rep.

Way to go Illinois

Pat Quinn (I) Illinois (Thats Idiot) recently signed legislation outlawing the death penalty in Illinois. Demetry Smirnov, after researching to make sure it had been revoked murdered his ex, Jitka Vesel after stalking her. I get sick of the meme that the death penalty does not discourage murderers. The only ones they ever ask are convicts who obviously were not deterred. They never ask plain simple folk who might have occasion to want to off some one. Governor Quinn, way to go! you deserve the GOC AHOTW award for being such a moron. Well, Illinois, you earned it. You elected some of the dumbest legislators in the world to represent you. Now its time to get smart and send the lot of em packing. I had the misfortune of needing to spend a day in Ill Noise. It makes me sick to think that these people cannot see the forest for the trees and continue to elect scum to government. Or maybe the Daley machine has the town sewn up. I can see the headline from 2059, Illinois executes last remaining conservative.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Nothing to dance about in Lead

Residents of the town of Lead put a referendum on the ballot on whether to allow nude dancing at bars in the town. Lead has been in an economic slump since the Homestake Mine closed. Times are hard, yet the residents saw fit to avoid the trappings of luring money to town in the form of adult entertainment. I feel sorry for the girls who dance. For many of them it is a last ditch effort to support themselves and often a child. I've said it before and I'll say it again, We need to offer solutions for them so they are not forced to do this. The welfare state is not an answer. All it does is breeds vermin, leeches on society, and it offers no chance for betterment.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Barry in an honest moment.


Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. No one was listening.

Everyone should read this...

The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press'. The author (Dale Lindsborg) is employed by none other than the very liberal Washington Post!!

From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag.

General Bill Ginn' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.
The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It".

NOW GET THIS !! - - - - -
'Senator' Obama replied:

"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides".
"There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American
flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message.
You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."


Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'.
If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it.
In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love.
It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance
to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of warring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ."

When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past".

"Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United Statesand I have put my hatred aside . I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path..My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America "

WHAAAAAAAT, the Hek is that!!!

That might just explain why every thing he has said since his election has been read off of a teleprompter. he might be honest for a small moment and tell us whats really on his feeble mind.


How many CIA agents does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to hold a press conference saying the CIA had nothing to do with it. How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to blame it on the CIA. Keep that in mind if you listen to Dear Reader tonight. He aint told the truth yet, why would he change now?

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

150 Years

It has been one and one half centuries since our nation went to war with itself. We feel the effects of that war yet today. The blacks were freed, States rights were destroyed, Thousands died, and animosity from those dark days still clouds our nation. I would like to point out as I begin that while slavery as practiced in the south was bad, that slavery is not entirely a bad thing. If states like California would choose to follow a strict interpretation of the constitution, they could stop the flow of money to Mexico and put thousands of prisoners to productive work. Yes, I would advocate slave labor as punishment for nonviolent criminals. Another good part of the slavery issue is that nearly all Americans of African decent would not be here were it not for slavery. In fact, most would not be alive at all. The people sold into slavery were mostly on the losing side of conflicts in Africa. had they not been brought here as slaves, they would have gone either to Arabia, or been slaughtered for sport. Not much of a deal I know, but it is a fat of life. While the ordeal of slavery was bad, the other choices were far worse. A lot of blacks today have an attitude about me owing them something. I am her to tell you, it aint that way at all. My great grandfather and his brothers were fresh off the boat when they were conscripted. They fought on the side that won. Hint, you owe them. You don't owe me, nor do I owe you a damn thing. Get a job and get over it. A lot was lost on the battle fields during that uncivil war. Many thousands died, the divisions from that war plagued our nation for a full century, and the last half century have been spent in attempts to get us back on track. The culmination of those fifty years was the election of Obama in 2008. Affirmative action had reached the pinnacle of bad. I'm not proclaiming that a black could not make a good president. The fact is that in an effort to be post racial we elected a dufus as POTUS. We have thousands of very capable blacks in this country. None of them ran. The only one who threw his hat in the ring is a goof who is potentially illegally in the oval office. I have seen You-tube vids where he acknowledged that he was born in Kenya. As such, he aint qualified. The civil war created a monster federal government. Sure, it wasn't as big then as it is now, but the seeds were sown then. Obama brought the harvest home. Its amazing to me that today, seven score and ten years after the civil war began that a black man whose ancestors were enslavers rather then the descendant of slaves is about to destroy this nation, a task the civil war failed to do one hundred and fifty years ago.

Saturday, April 9, 2011


There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!" The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz." THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

Poetic Humor

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. (man aint that the truth?) 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other. That is until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell'. 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Home made radiation detector

With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan , I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap and effective homemade radiation tester you can easily assemble and rely upon. Just follow these simple instructions! OPEN A BAG OF ORVILLE REDENBACKER MICROWAVE POPCORN LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE. IF IT STARTS POPPING ... YOU'RE SCREWED!

This is terrible!

I was at lunch today with a lady friend. The restaurant had several televisions on, and midway through our meal the broadcast switched to a report of twelve Brazilian students killed in a school shooting by a gunman. My friend got really upset and was literally coming unglued. I tried to console her, but she was just so upset about all those poor kids, and crying on my shoulder.. After about ten minutes, she finally composed herself, looked me in the eye and asked, " How many is a brazilion?"

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Voters decide

It now appears that Voters in Wisconsin may get the final say on the union dues. Voters went to the polls to elect Judges. One of those facing a challenge was conservative David Prosser. his challenger was a pro union patsy. Looks like the voters are backing the Gov in spite of what the lame stream hacks are spewing. Update: The election has gone from a nail biter close to a blow out. Was this an honest mistake, or did Wisconsin voters just get Frankenized in reverse? You can bet that every vote in Brookfield will be scrutinized. It would be hilarious if they did find voter fraud... by democrat voters.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Double Jeopardy?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is set to go on trial. Again. After he pled guilty the first time. After that plea was thrown out by the amature in chief. I personally would think that this represents double jeopardy. The sad part is we can only execute him once. We have twenty months left of this asshole. How much more is he going to fuck up? Frankly its time for Boener to do his job and investigate the most open president evah. If he did, My money is on the kenyan clown being impeached or else tossed out right. As for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, lets hope the Supreme injustices of the Court don't let him go free, he needs to be executed.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Ruh Roh

Seems the muslimes are upset. Folks at the Dove Outreach Center torched a copy of the Satanic verses. So far, at least ten of Satan's minions have joined him in hell. Heck, if I could get that kind of response, I'd torch one a week instead of just shooting them. Too bad its only in Afghanistan they are doing this. Iran, Libya, Syria, Jordan, Egypt, all could benefit from their riots and killings of other muslims. Their worthless religion of piss says its A-OK to slaughter Christians, Jews and other "infidels", so piss on them and any attempts at political correctness. And as far as the Kenyan asshat, he can go fuck himself too. its alright to burn the American flag or display piss Jesus, so he just needs to shut the fuck up about free speech and desecration of the satanic verses. Its OK for those low life scum to flog a rape victim to death according to their shit bag book, so burn it. islam isn't a religion, its a sick cult.