Friday, May 30, 2014

A little local news

A neighbors high school aged son was busted earlier this week for indecent exposure. He was caught sitting on top of his parents home masturbating. He claims it is all a misunderstanding. he is in drama club, and this years summer presentation will be Fiddler on the Roof.

Not one more defenseless victim

Bloomin idiot and his bunch are all over the web since the Santa Barbara shootings of three and stabbings of three others. They are attempting to make a twitter hashtag go viral among the twits, #notonemore. I say not one more defenseless victim., We need to join his post card campaign and add those two words to every one we send in. I wonder what the tally would be if gun owners got on the band wagon and defended the Constitutional right to keep and bear arms.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

A serious WTF on illegal imigration

We have heard the stories about how deer reader has deported more illegals than any previous pResident. His propaganda arm has been working overtime to make Adolph of Africa look like the second coming of the Messiah.
Now we find out they are not deporting even the ones they catch at the border. Unless of course, Arizona is now a foreign nation. Seriously, what is wrong with this picture? Illegals captured in Texas being dumped in Phoenix? I know they hate sheriff Joe, but this is an abomination! Why don't they just take them all the way to LA and get them signed up for welfare, food stamps and section 8 housing?
The loonies are whining that these people are dumped with out so much as complete clothing, diapers and essentials for their kids. My bet is they didn't have the stuff when they got to the border in Texas, so why is it our problem?
For what they spent on tickets to fly these folks to Arizona, they could have loaded them on a B-52 and done bombing practice on Tiajuana.
Better yet, invest in a Kaiser or Gardner Denver compressor, and some large diameter pipe, and played punkin chunkin Texas style right back over the border.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Would you convert?

By now every one has heard the story of Meriam Yehya Ibrahim, the Christian woman in Sudan who has been sentenced to death Because her father was muslim, and she wisely rejected the satanic verses.
Because she is pregnant, she will not be hanged immediately, but instead will be allowed to give birth, then nurse the child for two years. Then she is to be hanged.
She could end this all though by renouncing her Christian faith and reverting to islame, the religion of child molestation and murder. Would you? Jesus said, that if we confess that he is lord before others, he will confess us before his Father in Heaven, but if we deny him, he will deny us. Harsh words, but in the early days of the church, many were offered the choice of converting, or being fed to lions, or other horrific deaths for the sport of the Romans. We don't know how many of the people who were offered that choice chose to renounce Christ, but we do know that many chose instead to suffer and die for him.
Hanging is not a terrible way to die, especially if the long drop method is used. It is certainly faster and less painful then some of the means employed through out the world, and far better then death from certain types of cancer.
Is any one is expecting our mooslime poser to act? Don't hold your breath.  I do not wish to see her die, but even the biggest fools in the world, the sploody dopes in Gaza, Afghanistan, and Iraq, know it is better to be dead then to live a muslim.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Happy Memorial Day

For Conservatives and patriots, today is a day to honor those who gave their last full measure for this nation and for freedom every where. Freedom that is being eroded as we see our misleaders in Washington strive to implement socialism.
For liberals, today marks the unofficial start of summer. Time to break out the cooler, fill it with beer, and koolaide for the kids.
OK, that is mean, most liberals would never make koolaide. Its not that they won't drink it, or that we have offended them by a reference to Jim Jones and his cult followers.
No, the reason they would never make it is much simpler, they can't get a cup of sugar and two quarts of water in that dang package.

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Another whacked out killer

Its almost a repeat of the Holmes killing spree in Colorado, but this time the killer spared us the trouble of a media circus trial and long drawn out appeals and took his own life. Once again there were warning signs. Family members knew he was unstable, and the police had even been called to intervene.
Three of his victims were described as housemates whom he killed with a knife at a sorority? Right now the reports are a little confusing. Apparently this guy had a serious case of the Hawaiian clap. He was put off that the college girls taste in men did not include him. Maybe the mass murderer vib was stronger than anyone wanted to admit?
In any case, prepare for a backlash on this one. Libtards will blame the instrument that most appeals to their cause rather than the mental hell issues that he had.  Holmes, Lanza, now add Rodgers.
If a coupe of his intended victims had not been prevented from having CCW permits, there might be six fewer families mourning the loss of a loved young adult.


People who read my blog think I like guns. That is true. Some of them also think I'm a pretty good shot. Some times, I do too. When I start thinking I'm a hot shot, I take a trip to the Dakota's and visit my brothers. They usually put me in my place and soundly.
A couple weeks ago my brothers all got together in the Black Hills for the spring turkey hunt. I missed it for a number of reason. I still have trouble traveling after surgery, but also had important stuff to deal with.
My second brother bagged a turkey. No big deal,lots of guys bag one EVERY YEAR. Right? Wrong. First off, he shot it at just under 200 yards. What? shotguns shoot that far? Well, yes, but he took it with a rifle. Ok, that's different. Wait, Rifles are allowed for Turkey? In South Dakota, yes.
Ok, so how is that special? It was a head shot. Imagine if you will, how big a turkey's head is. Possibly the only animal with a smaller brain is the liberal. Proof of their having a brain has yet to surface. We are talking, a target roughly the size of a golf ball that is moving two football fields away!
So, there you have it, I am not a good shot. Hell, I may be only mediocre.

Friday, May 23, 2014

Give the illegals Oblowme Care

I have thought long and hard about the two subjects most in the news with regard to our medical treatment here in the U.S.A. And I believe I have a solution that should be acceptable for every one.
Illegals have been receiving medical care at our hospitals and Emergency Rooms for decades. In some regions they clog the system, and have even bankrupted a couple of hospitals. All because they do not have health care available to them. Our veterans on the other hand are all supposed to receive treatment from the VA at no charge. Due to Obamanomics, and the wars against muslim aggression, we have a huge increase in the number of people seeking treatment through the V.A.
Here is my solution. Lets begin with our veterans. Every Vet should be given the option of who he wants to see. They should have vouchers, or EBT cards that enable them to receive treatment from any physician and it be billed to the V.A. That would cut the back log at all the V.A. hospitals and allow vets to not have to travel for doctor visits.
As for the illegals, make them sign up for Oblowme care. No one else wants it. Every one should have a premium they have to pay, and an established plan deductible, and copay once that deductible is reached. So lets do this, $1200 monthly premium for a single, and $1150 for each additional family member. $2,000,000 yearly deductible for a single member, and $3,000,000 for a family. All amounts below that would be paid by the recipient, or his home nation, in most cases, Mexico. Once the deductible is reached, 99% copay. Lets keep em healthy, I hate pickin waterlemons.
Now, for those who are vets, and are not citizens, They, like our vets who are, deserve our respect and care. If they served a minimum of four years, or were wounded in combat, automatic citizenship. Yes, I'm serious. They put it on the line for this nation, they have earned it. It should be part of the discharge process from the military if they served honorably.

Monday, May 19, 2014

I'm disappointed

I saw an article on yahoo titled Man might bankrupt the world and I thought "Holy shit!" the media is finally waking up to Oblowme.
That was not the case. It seems some jerk in New York got bit while riding a city bus. He is suing the City and a dozen or so entities for two undecillion dollrs. That's a two followed by 36 Barry Soetoro's err zeros.
The idiot who wrote the article for the daily beast thinks this suit would bankrupt the world. Sorry, no. New York's problems are not our problems.... Unless Bloomin idiot is promoting his madness in your neck of the woods.
So don't worry about your Gap jeans. (Is that what they call it when your ass crack is exposed?)

Sunday, May 18, 2014

American Spring

You probably won't read about it on the news, nor see it mentioned on CNN. In fact, other than a post about it at SondraK, it has pretty much not been mentioned at all on any of the blogs I read. Were it not for a friend who is very much behind this movement, I would likely not have gotten wind of it at all.
It looks though like it may have fizzled. I don't know. Some are saying the NSA shut it down, I don't think that has happened.
I do think Colonel Harry Riley set his sights a little too high though. Getting 100,000 to Washington would have been a great goal and accomplishment. Getting that number when your goal was 10 million? Not so much. I Don't know how many went. Suffice it to say, May 16 was a lousy week end for it, graduation is happening, and most conservatives are responsible parents who are there for their kids, nieces and nephews, and even the neighbors assbrat. You know, the kid who spends more time in detention the nin class, the one who they only pass on to be rid of, him.
Its hard to pick a perfect weekend for an event such as this. Most conservatives have jobs,real jobs, the kind where you gotta show up to keep it, get a pay check, and support a family. We are not like the libtards of mock-u-py who got locked out of moms basement when they moved to Central rape park.
No matter what, we still need to get the message through to the dipshits in Washington, and let them know we are not happy.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Get rich quick sceme

I have the perfect plane! I'm gonna be a millionaire!

A little weekend humor

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband:
"I love you, sweetheart."

The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response.

Here are some of the replies:

1.   Who the hell is this?
2.   Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3.   Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you??

4.   What now?  Did you crash the car again?

5.   I don't understand what you mean?

6.   What the hell did you do now?

7.   ?!?

8.   Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9.   Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she??

Friday, May 16, 2014

Leave it to the professionals my ass

If you regularly check out TTAG, or other reliable news sources, you may have noticed a rash of officer involved shootings. There was an incident in Texas where Kileen SWAT executed a search warrant, and the misleader got executed instead. Entering through a window at four in the morning is a bad idea no matter who you think you are. Any law abiding citizen will think its a crook, and shoot on sight. Any druggie will think its his competition coming to steal his wares, and he too will shoot on sight.
Then there is the case near Phoenix AZ where a home owner heard a noise at 4 am and thought some one was trying to break in. He armed himself, and set out to investigate. He was shot dead with no warning by a trigger crazy cop who was supposedly searching for a robber. No "Police", No "freeze", just BOOM!
Last we have the events near Miami Florida where a bad guy robbed a convenience store. As he fled, he was caught by a flat foot, but shot his way out, fleeing in the squad car. The office survived, and shortly afterward, bozo the wannabe cop killer swapped the squad car for his grandmothers blue Volvo. The chase was on! The cops were running about like chickens with a fox in the hen house! Eventually, they got lucky and spotted the blue Volvo. Bad guy wanna be couldn't drive worth a shit though and crashed,pinning the car between a utility pole and a tree. End of story, the bad guy goes two jail? Wrong! Instead the popo surrounded the vehicle, and for reasons unknown, they opened fire. After firing fifty rounds into the vehicle,which was occupied by the dumb ass, and a person whom he had picked up at some point, peace again prevailed for a few minutes. Then all hell broke loose again! the Police, 23 officers strong, fired 377 rounds into the vehicle. The two guys inside had been alive after the first fusillade,but were stone cold dead after. No gun was found in the vehicle, and the bad guy and his friend absorbed a total of 50 rounds of hot lead.
To further prove their incompetence, the cops had the vehicle surrounded! it was a circular firing squad! Two cops got hit, and another was taken to the ER with shattered ear drums.
tell me again Bloominidiot how we should not have guns and instead trust the professionals. Couple these examples with the shooting expertise of the NYPD, and I think the cops should not be so well armed. If this is how a department acts, they lack the training to have auto loaders at all. Give them their revolvers, and two speed loaders. If they need more firepower, there are plenty of CCW holders around who can assist the local law enfarcement.
But if the officers still cannot control their raging instincts, maybe we cut them back to one round..... In a pocket.

New Stealth tech for the Air Force

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Should we strive to become a bilingual nation?

Uruguay President Jose Mujica thinks we should, and voiced that opinion at a meeting Monday with Barry Soetoro, leader of the Constitutional opposition party aka the democrats.
What benefit is it for a nation to be bilingual? Look at the mess they have in Canada with Quebec and the French language. Many nations are bilingual, this we must acknowledge. Saudi Arabians speak Arab and sheep. In Iran, its Persian and goat, and of course France where they also speak German.
So maybe we should be bilingual, that does not mean we should all learn Spanish. I am rusty now, but my second language is German. I have a friend with a Filipino wife. He has learned her tongue to a certain extent. Is that good enough for Mujica? My eldest nephew has had two wives, one from the Philippines, one from Russia. What language should he have learned? Why? The United States became a great nation because all people who migrated here learned English. That is until the invasion from the south kicked into high gear.
I am not hostile to our southern neighbors, I welcome those who come here to work and be responsible citizens. I want immigration reform, and a sealed border, not to keep them out, but to control who and what comes in. We don't need the overflow of gang violence from the cartels, nor do we need the flow of cocaine and meth that is flooding up from Mexico.
All I ask of those arriving, is be responsible people. No one here owes you a damned thing. Obey our laws. They are less restrictive then those of most nations. People here did not get rich by thievery or graft, this great nation was built by hard work and dedication. Because people had the opportunity to amass wealth from their efforts, they worked harder and did it. You can too. Our crime rate is lower then in the countries you left. We do not tolerate corruption among our police and politicians. Our court system has many flaws. It is still the best in the world.
The other thing a sealed border would do is protect those coming here from abuse, and the extreme dangers of a stroll through the desert. Many women arriving from Mexico face rape and exploitation. A sealed border would stop this.
I had thought to make this a post introducing a redneck bilingual phrase of the day with things like "NO, I don't want to screw your sister", or "thanks, but I can mow my own lawn". Some how though, this arrogance from the  king of ignorant and his guest needed a better answer.
While being bilingual is a good quality in a person, it is a bad practice for a nation. The USSR never united because they had too many language barriers. The same problem existed in Yugoslavia, and only the iron fist of Tito staved off the inevitable war. Czechoslovakia eventually split as well, and the divided people of Germany were drawn back together because of their language.
Language unites or divides a people. Where we have language barriers,we have strife. From the barrios of Los Angeles where Spanish is the norm, to the  projects of Chicago that have adopted Ebonics, language lines mark barriers. With a common language, we are strong. Lets not let those who seek to destroy us drive another wedge through our nation. We have too many of them now.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

What kind of person supports the Palistidiots?

Several days ago on TTAG, there was an article about an Israeli soldier having a confrontation with some palistinian yutes. A number of the commenters there were supportive of the palistidiots in their quest to anhiliate the Jews.
It blows my mind that any person could support people who do stuff like this. They have been teaching their kids to hate since the formation of Israel in 1948. People ignore that the Mandate of Palestine offered them a home land which they refused. The lands now known as Palistine, the West Bank, Gollan Heights, and Gaza Strip were one part of Syria, Jordan, and Egypt. The reason Israel controls them is that they kept having to kick mooslime ass.
Israel treats the pedophile worshipers as equals. they get to vote, own property, have jobs etc. Jews attempting to live in the palistinian areas do not get those rights. Heck, Jews living in any muslim controled nation are in grave danger, as are Christians.
To top it off, this is how they teach their children. In some ways I am surprised there are fewer homicide bombings in Israel. Ten years ago there were always reports of attacks by deranged men who thought they would get 72 virgins in the after life.
I say it all the time, islame is a perverted sex cult, nothing more. It is also the greatest threat to civilization of all time.

Friday, May 9, 2014

Whats wrong with breast feeding in public

Over the last few years I have seen several stories about women who were feeding their infants in public and asked or forced to stop. Small children get hungry, and they can be demanding. There is nothing worse to hear then the cries of a small child who is in distress. If that sound doesn't bother you, maybe parenting should not be in your future. Some mothers today forgo breast feeding. for many the reason is their schedule. For others, they worry about their figure. Some just don't understand.
My first wife has a small chest. (so do two and three) I am not in to milk cows, I left the dairy farm when I graduated high school. When our first child was born, she indicated that she would breast feed. Needless to say, the comments about the kid starving flew like ducks in autumn. Our daughter did not starve. none of our kids came even close.
One time, we were entertaining friends, and the evening got late. Our daughter was on moms lap, and she was cranky.  My wife gave her a tit, and she nursed, then fell asleep.
Right in the middle though, the husband who was visiting whispered something to his wife, she whispered back, and he turned crimson.
Later I learned that he asked his wife if my wife was breast feeding. My wife, to do it,would place the child on her lap, then raise her shirt just enough so they could latch on to lunch. She kept a hand in place,and no one, not even me, got a glimpse of her boobs.
Its possible to be discreet, but when the child gets older, it becomes difficult. Toddlers like to play peekaboo. Yes, if you area jerk, and stare at a woman who is breast feeding, you may get a glimpse of her breast. If that turns you on, then fine, just remember, you are the pervert,and the problem is all inside your head.
If the site of a woman's breasts so offends you though, I have some different advice, close your eyes or turn your head.  Just because you are a jerk doesn't mean you must continuously act like one.
I was glad to read about the ad campaign  Johnathan Wenske and Kris Haro are doing. though it was intended as a class project, I hope it gets fuel and more states quit denying mothers and children their right to nourish and nurture.
I Also applaud the women who posed.  That takes courage, None of them are porn stars, just mothers who love their children.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

No million dollar homes but...

What would you do if you received an unsigned letter from some one complaining about how you park your car? Bill and Barbara Doughten got an unsigned letter from some one claiming to be a real estate agent who is selling million dollar homes in that area.
Well,according to the Doughtens, there are no million dollar homes in that area. But whom ever moves in will have neighbors who are worth a million I'm sure.
My suggestion to the Doughtens, put some potted plants on the driveway, wouldn't want it being wasted after all.....

Military humor

A little morning humor

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't EVER complain about my cooking again!"

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

If you like your nuts, you can keep your nuts... Oops

Socialized hellcare strikes again! The Europeon model for Obozo care, the British NHS is the subject of tonights screw up royal.
A man in Liverpool was to receive a urological procedure. Instead, he got a vasectomy. OK, not as bad as getting castrated, but still he will no longer be able to father children.
The upside is, it could have been worse, they could have removed his brain. Heaven forbid, we have enough democrats. The down side is, the chances of a reversal are only about 40% although in-vitro fertilization is an option.  All the problems of children, none of the fun. Then again, he won't have to worry about paternity suits either.
Keep this in mind as we are forced to endure Oblowme care. We had the best medical system in the world bar none. That has changed. the problem was tort reform and insurance scamming. Neither problem was solved, and the scammers may even have it easier now.
How long until Americans will be sneaking across the pond to get their surgery?

Monday, May 5, 2014

Not so true

It seems that every day I see a vehicle or two with a bumper sticker proclaiming " Only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun.
Sounds good, but.....
Last year Chiraq experienced over 500 murders. Add in a few Police shootings, and the number climbs even higher. We can argue all day, but rest assured, not all of those folks who died in the blood bath were good guys, and you can bet your bottom dollar it wasn't good guys who put the lifeless in em, even the worst ones.
Therefore, we must acknowledge that bad guys with guns also stop bad guys with guns. Some folks, especially the Mayors illegally against guns want us to believe that the only good guys with guns are the ones with badges. Not all the badge totters are good guys though, look at Los Angeles. It has got to be one of the most corrupt departments west of the Mississippi. Had to draw the line there because of New Orleans.
Last we have to account for the hand full of wannabe thugs who inadvertently end their own careers in crime by their own hand. Wish more of em would take that way out.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

A little morning humor

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’

‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.

Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven’, I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles’, I’d get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, ‘Ass Hole!’

Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama

Damn I love this truck…

Friday, May 2, 2014

A little morning humor

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

A litte morning humor

Olympic Sailing results are in:

US took gold

New Zealand took silver

Somalia took a Middle aged couple from Great Britain