Monday, August 27, 2012

Some thing Greg said

Loyal commenter Gregory called me on the carpet about kids and drugs. Here is evidence to show how right he is. Now, to be clear, my first thought when I saw the article was nothing about Greg, but about ObamAA+ as in here we go again, the press is covering for the village idiot from Kenya Hawaii.
It also explains why so many people have ObamAA+ 2012 stickers on their vehicles when he has drive the price of gas through the roof.
On the other side of the coin I can't help but wonder if McInsane would have been much better. At least this way we can spend the next twenty years blaming the democrats for this gross assault on American wealth.
Some idiots think that by destroying the wealthy we raise every one else. Guess again. Poor folks don't buy much beyond food. Its the spending of middle class folks that drives America forward. Forcing them to fork out more money to ObamAA+s Arab buddies, his extended family if you will, aint building anything for America.
Back to the issue of drugs. I really don't care if an informed adult decides to destroy his life with drugs. Most people screw up their lives in some fashion whether its drugs, beer, women, money, or my addiction, guns. We all get off course, and some people crash and burn, making interesting drive by commentary to distract us from our pathetic lives. When its a kid though, I am strongly reminded of Jesus' words, better a mill stone....
So next time you get the opportunity, give a liberal a pair of scissors and an excuse to run on rocky ground. And remember, if they hurt themselves, it might save a child.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

2016 Any thing we didn't know?

Well I went and saw 2016, and may I start by saying it is a very well done movie? They did a top notch job of piecing it all together.
I am trying to pin point any thing though that is new and breaking. This is the same stuff we have been saying for four plus years. In 2008 a lot of this was conjecture. We did not know for certain what ObamAA+ would do once he was elected. Past is prolog though and we all say the direction his bpoat was floating, and we were right. So also, I believe, Mr D'Souza is right obn his predictions regarding what they will do to this nation if given another four years. if he is wrong, it will only be that he underestimated the evil that is Barrack ObamAA+.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Just what is his job?

Well, we are back to the campaign phase of not my job/above my pay grade. ObamAA+ is telling the lap dog press that its not his job to convince people he is a Christian.
I'm convinced! I'm convinced he is anything but a Christian. Any one who would support the slaughter of children is no Christian, and ObamAA+ supported legislation to allow abortuaries to murder babies who survived an abortion proceedure and were born alive.
ObamAA+ the lite bearer, because he aint competent enough to serve mixed drinks.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Something to laugh at besides democrats

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in Little Rock The cab driver, an old redneck, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, bubba? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The redneck answered, "Let me tell you sumthin, bitch I wasn't staring at you like you tink; I see neked wimin all the time where I come from."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs, sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her. "Well, I’s is lookin and I’s is lookin, and I’s is wonderin to myself Jus whar in da hell is that bitch keeping money to pay for a ride?

Monday, August 20, 2012

Goodbye Phyllis

A great comic has passed. Phyllis died at the young age of 95. As the great Don Surber would say, she got her three score and ten.

Just a quick comparison

Well, I am still luke warm at best about Romney. He is not my clear cut vision of what we need to replace ObamAA+. he is not the Reagan redux to follow Carter lite err dark.
His choice of Ryan for VP is a good move. No, its a great move. Ryan is some one who will stir up the middle, and the middle class. Another big plus is that Romney is self made in that he gave away all he inherited as far as possessions and built his life with his own two hands, something a democrap will never do nor understand. Besides, he has fewer skelletons in his closet then an Amish farmer. Which means the dems will spend the next two and 1/2 months inventing shit to lie about. Another TANG memo-gate is on its way. Too bad they wasted all that capital attacking a guy who was at best a social moderate. Once bitten, twice shy. At least for people who can think with out media help.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Cartoon of the day

You can hear it coming see it coming feel it everwhere you go. It tomorrow moring the future dawning with a bright and shining bow. Its a land where bitter ex presidents stay out of th' public way...... Lines adlibbed from the happiest millionaire. A man who if he were alive, would be most happy to see this idiot go.

Friday, August 17, 2012


Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala ...
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
sale and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

another laugh

 the crew of a U.S. Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the U.S. Air crew, screaming: "U.S. Air 2771, where the hell are you going?

I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"

Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, U.S. Air 2771?"

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of U.S. Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Iowa land of the brave

Or maybe the stupid. Either way, this took some serious balls.
First some back ground. ObamAA+ promised the most transparent government ever. So far, all we see is a thin skinned hatemonger. This week he is stumping in Iowa,and Wednesday they were in Davenport, home of Ross Murty, and his deli was the site of the pressers lunch for the propaghanda arm who accompany Teh Won.
Ross put it on the line, and made it clear to every one where he stands and just what he believes in. His "Government didn't build my business, I DID" shirt did not garner any printable comments from Mr transparents crew of fools. Too bad Joe wasn't there, we'd have gotten a load of dumb. Then again, maybe they did, and the press, always favoring the communists, is covering for them.
Anyway, great job Ross, and prepare for your proctology exam. They will be looking at everything including your sinuses when they do it.
Too bad Denny does not have a hero's segment to go with his ObamAA+ asshole of the week award.

The Bar

Four retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says OLD TIMERS BAR - ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS . They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"

There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred, and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."

The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.

Again four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please."

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't event spent $1 yet.

Finally, one of the men asks, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"

The bartender says, "I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix and always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor,'s all the same."

"Wow! That's some story!" says one of the men.

As the four men sip their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.

Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says...

"They're retired democrats from Chicago. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price..."

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Lets just make it legal...spit

Well, all the BS about legalizing and taxing pot is just that, Bull Shit. A Colorado dispensary is under indictment for illegal distribution of medical marijuana. No big suprise, we knew that was coming. The big news, and no suprise either, is that they are cheating on their taxes.
Yup, legalize it, and tax it. get a clue liberals, crooks are crooks.
I personally don't care if people smoke it. The war on drugs is a scam in my opinion. I see major problems with meth, crack, and other drugs. They tend to bring crime with them. I could care less if some one wants to ruin their health and life. I do care when they turn into thieves. I worked for what I have, unlike the average liberal. For my two cents, legalize it, tax it, punish the people who cheat, and stop importation. All importation.
Kudos to Colorado for working to do it right.

some more

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

Monday, August 13, 2012


What if you woke up this morning with only the things you gave GOD thanks for yesterday?

A few more laffs

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

One day a redneck husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted back to his wife, "What setting do I set the washing machine on?" ...
"It depends," She replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Atlanta Braves."...

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York ..
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present
standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his, "Red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle".
The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had
given to the President.
They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Just for laffs

Yup, I got called a racist again because I so do not support communism in any form.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Bears n beer

A bear walks into a bar in Butte. Bear says to the bartender, "give me a beer".
Bartender says "No way, its illegal to sell a beer to a bear in Butte.
Bear says, "sell me a beer or I'm gonna do something terrible."
Bartender says, sorry, but its illegal to sell a beer to a bear in Butte, and I follow the law."
Bear walks to the end of the bar and eats a woman who is seated there. he then returns to the bartenders and say, "No give me a beer or I'll do the same thing to you."
Bartender says "Sorry, but its illegal to sell a beer to a bear in Butte, especially t oone who's on drugs."
Bear says, "I'm not on drugs!"
"Oh but you are," says the bartender, "that was a bar bitch you ate."
And that was the start of all our problems.

Consequences of the drought

We have had a dry summer. I say its weather, the leftards say its global warming. Now our dry weather is having devestating results. A woma nrecently went to the hospital complaining of an itch in her ear. Turned out to be a spider, and they are blaming it on the dry hot conditions. "A report by CNN states that spiders and other bugs are appearing in greater numbers this summer due to warm weather and drought conditions across the U.S."
What happens in America has effects all across the globe. When our economy hickups, the world gets the flu, so its no wonder that our drought caused this..... In China.
Leftards will stop at nothing. No lie, no tall tail. its all Americas fault.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Safety Notice

Pass this safety information on to all your buddies....

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore...

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!

Is this true?

ObamAA+ and Holder are having sex in an alleyway when they see a policeman walking towards them, they both panic and run like hell, trying to find somewhere to hide. The policeman sprints after them and manages to catch Holder, whom he beats to shit. When he is satisfied, the policeman stops pummelling the queer and pins him against the wall and shouts: "Where's your fucking boyfriend?! If I find him I'm gonna shove this nightstick right up his fuckin' ass!" ObamAA+'s voice whispers from the darkness: "I'm in the dumpster!"

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Out for a walk

So I went out for a walk last night and there was a woman walking ahead of me. She started to walk faster, and I thought if she is walking faster, I should walk faster too.
Then she started to run. I decided that maybe that would be a good idea as well.
Then she started to run even faster, so I ran faster too.
Then she started screaming, so I started screaming.
I have no idea what it was all about, but believe me, I have never been so scared in my life.

All Bull Crap slams Military... again

It seems that every article I read about the Temple shooting in Wisconsin has to highlight that Wade Michael Page was in the Army. They assign him veteran status. Sorry, but in my book he is no veteran. He got his sorry ass booted from the military because he was a fuckup. All the alphabet screachers do is show that our military has high standards. High enough that Page didn't make the cut.
The average libtard though will see it in an entirely difrent light. They will perceive him as military trained, a Rambo sort of guy who learned his killing ways from the government
So please Benny boy Forer, call him what he is, an army reject. We have standards, something lacking at ABC.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Squelching the youth vote

American pravda is up in arms with the notion that politicians want to stop young voters. By young I mean those over eighteen but still so wet behind the ears they think communism works.
Several states including Kansas have passed tougher measures that will impact young voters. Boo fricking Hoo. When kids take their student ID and register to vote, I see a problem. When they are also registered to vote back home, I see fraud. Does it happen? You dang well know it does. just prior to our last local election there was a big voter registration drive on campus. Several of the professors took time to urge kids to get registered locally. I sat in several open meetings where the kids were presnet because we had a rental inspection program that was causing a stir. I heard several of those kids say they were out of state students, but had registered to vote here.
What about our military? Soldiers are urged to register IN THEIR HOME STATE. They are encouraged to vote, but not made to vote. I mailed many absentee balots when I was in the Army. I found out later they were all disqualified. An absentee vote in Minnesota must be witnessed by another Minnesota voter, and mine were, either by an officer in my unit, or later, by my wife. The hitch was that if the witness was not in the same presinct, theynever checked further and tossed it out.
When I talk to soldiers now, I encourage then to take leave and go home to vote. Many places have early voting, so its possible to take a four day pass and swing home. Not possible for our over seas boys and girls though.
I don't want our youth vote squelched, but more importantly, I don't want voter fraud. I give less of a damn about the students then I do about the men and women who serve this nation. For my two cents, I would stick the student who comits fraud and the guy who cheats the military out of their in the same cell. It would be a very small one I might add.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Here we go again

Another nut job, another mass shooting. This time in Oak Creek Wisconsin at a Sikh temple. This time the gunman is dead, shot by police. We may never have an answer as to why this was done. Was this a person who hated muslims and mistook sikh garbfor muslim? was the shooter a muslim who hated the sikh? Bet that if its the later, this gets no reporting.
My condolences to the families who lost loved ones forever.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Life after death

Talk about wasting money!! A college professor in California is going to do a research project on life after death. My suggestion is that we kill him, then revive him and he can tell us about it. He needs to be dead long enough to do good research though, so several days should be the minimum requirement. don't let him collect a dime until he gets back though, we wouldn't want him taking it with him.
All this pinhead is going to do is look at cultural norms about death and the after life. He is after all a philosophy professor whose philosophy seems to be find a sucker, in this case, the john Templeton Foundation, and part with its money.

Friday, August 3, 2012

I am aghast

Well, I guess its only fitting that a gun be made to honor the greatest gun salesman in American history. Palmetto State Armory is offering a commemorative to honor ObamAA+. Is it ironic that the safe and fire are labeled hope and change? We conservatives are constantly shit on by the media as being violent, yet almost all violent acts have been by liberals.
I watched a show about the JFK assassination last week, and they went on about how Dallas was a hotbed of conservative activism and they feared some conservative would take out the president. Well, aint it a shocker that he got killed there by a left winger, a communist? Yup, conservatives were the big threat. NOT!
So if any of you want to honor the greatest gun sales man of all time, Palmetto is ready to take your order. Oh, and the model number is NOBO12.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

And for good reason

Well, the IOC has reversed course so many times you'd think they were democrats running for high office. Several days ago, Wojdan Ali Seraj Abdulrahim Shahrkhani was going to have to compete with out her head scarf. Now its back on. I guess they saw what she looks like, not bad by muslime standards, ugly by American ones, and down right nasty by European ones. They should make her don a burka.

We hate the competition too

The injustice department has finally found an illegal they don't like. So what is it about Sergio Garcia that drew their ire? He wants to practice law! Sergio even passed the bar! Liars err lawyers hate competition just like we do!
Next thing you know, some illegal immigrant will want to run for president. Oh wait, that already happened.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Rednecks barred from Olympic competition

Some years back a redneck was allowed to compete. He won handily, but fell into disfavor when he took his gold medal home and had it bronzed.

Can you believe this?

According to bullshit artist Claudine Zap, ObamAA+ is related to the first slave in America by his mother. Seriously! Just look at her skin tone in those old pictures they love to trot out, She really looks like she had an african greatgrandpa.
Wanna buy some nice coast land with a great view of the south Pacific located in Kansas? I have one lot left.
It would not suprise me to learn he was related to the first slaves captor, the guy in Africa who sold John Punch into bondage. Probably sold a million or more, after all, thats what the arabs were doing in Africa. The cute women and fair boys were sent to the arab states to become sex slaves, the ugly women and robust men were sent to America.
Looking at ObamAA+, he'd have been castrated and sent to be a love child in the house of Saud. Heck, he'd have been first in line to volunteer.
So to sum it up, the propaganda arm of the communist party is piling it higher and deeper then htey did in 2008. Hope they get buried in their own BS.