Just Because

(to the tune of Running Bear loved little White Dove)

On the edge of the Tigris
Stood Abdullah Mohammed
Young shiite brave
On the other side of the Tigris
Stood his burka clad suni maid
Little Fatima was her name
Such an ugly sight to see
 But their tribes fought with each other
So their love could never be

Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
With love big as an IED
Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
Cause under her burka he could not see

He couldn't swim the raging river '
Cause the river was too wide
He couldn't reach the Little Fatima
Waiting on the other side
In the moonlight she could see him
Shooting his AK in the air
Her little heart was beating faster
Waiting for her Taliban brave

Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
With love big as an IED
Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
Cause under her burka he could not see

Abdullah Mohammed dove in the water
Little Fatima did the same
And they swam out to each other
Through the swirling stream they came
As their hands touched and their lips met
The soggy bomb vest pulled them down
Now he's got seventy two virgins
And she's no where around.

Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
With love big as an IED
Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
Cause under her burka he could not see.

An Honor indeed

After more then a decade of haunting his blog, I finally had the opportunity to meet Denny. He is bound for Aspen, and a few days of cruising the slopes. I wish him the best of times. We had tried to get together on several occasions. Twice I was through Atlanta. Several times he has been through Kansas.
We had dinner at Ramblers. They are a local eatery, and one of the best steak houses in Kansas. The Kansas weather put a damper on his trip. We were supposed to get freezing rain. Lucky for us, it was mostly drizzle and stayed above freezing until late. The weatherman was wrong. This time it was better than he predicted. Today should be better driving, and Denver is only a seven hour trip.
Denny noted how the interstate has been buzzing with cops. I have made a lot of trips to Kansas City this past year and they have been thick. I see a lot of people pulled over where they are ramsacking the vehicle in search of drugs. I don't see many sales on Purplewave though. You would think if they were having much success, they would have a lot more vehicles to auction. If that's all the better they are doing, they need to give them tweezers and a magnifying glass, and let them download porn in their patrol cars. That or they can pick up trash, and I don't mean the redneck kind either.

Can you believe this?

Every pore in my body screamed bullshit when I read this article. A couple of years back, we had a lady who found a finger in a bowl of chili, now its a bird skull in a package of frozen spinach. First off, she nuked the package, and found a frozen mass which she set aside thinking it was a stem. My experience is that meat cooks faster in a microwave then veggies do. I could be wrong though. Second, she picks it out of the sink and starts messing with it the next day. After sitting in a dirty sink all night, you want to clean it and eat it? Anyone else would have tossed it in the trash with out a second thought.
Next time, instead of Publix store brand, go with Birds Eye.

Cold in North Dakota

Severe weather conditions --- Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in North  Dakota. She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is 32 below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. Wind chill is -59.

 

Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken bastard in.

Entertaining

Dennis Rodent err Rodman and his merry band of fools are set to play an exibition game for lil Kimmy. They are a tad uneasy. I can't say as I blame them, its not like Kim Jong unpredictable wouldn't slaughter family, so what are a few washed out American athletes?
These guys just need to remember that anything they do which upsets the psycho will land them in hot water. Just remember, anything that makes Kim unhappy is a penalty. That includes scoring points, keeping the ball longer then ten seconds, making his team look like a bunch of fifth graders. Short fifth graders that is.
Rodman is an idiot. Why he is sucking up to the Norks is beyond me. Maybe he owes a favor to the Chicago machine, and Oblowme wants an inroad with the commies. After all, he has not succeeded in destroying the American economy completely.
One part of me hopes they make it home alive, the other wants them to spend twenty years in Kim's prison camps. I guess if they are home from the camps in twenty years, I get both.

New gun line

The Duck Dynasty has a line of guns coming out. The line, produced by Mossberg, will feature nine shotguns, two rifles, and a pistol. Not to worry though, A&E will get zero from this venture as it is marketed under the Duck Commander brand, Read the article, then read the comments. they are a snapshot into the heart of American liberals, most of whom cannot hold a candle to the Duck clan.

The Saudi's lament

Even the house of Saud is pissed at Oblowme. After bowing to them and kissing their asses, the fucktard is not doing as they wish. As he now bows and fawns before Bashir Asad, and the Iranians, the saudi's are getting their towels in a bunch. Err diapers... What ever it is they took off their asses and wrapped around their heads at puberty.
I personally don't give a rats ass about Saudi Arabia, or any of the arab states. I do care though about Israel. Soros' sock puppet is placing the entire region in danger. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it, yet the dems continue to act like its all ok.
Yup, he sure has changed the way the world views us. This may take decades to fix.