Run? Snort!

My last surviving uncle lives in Florida, just north of Melbourne. With Irma bearing down, I decided to check up on him yesterday. He is 85 years young, and while his three kids live close all his nieces and nephews still worry about him.
He sat out last year's near miss, so I was expecting the same this year. I was not disappointed. I got the lecture, and a little history lesson.
My Uncle joined the Navy fresh out of high school and was sent to Pensacola for training. While he was there, according to him, a powerful hurricane pounded them. According to him, it was the most powerful hurricane up til then, and is only now being surpassed by Irma. Baker, look it up. Not saying he embellishes or any thing.
After that, he was sent to Corpus Christi. It wasn't long though and they got hit with a whopper, dumped tons of water on Texas, his description.
The nit was off to join a ship in the south Pacific, a carrier. At some point they got nailed by a typhoon. He said that even in a ship that size, they were not fun to ride through, and again, it was a beauty.
At this point I injected that it would appear he was a hurricane magnet.
he replied that he could go to the west coast, but Irma might track that way, or sit tight and it might track over the cape.
I suggested that he could visit his sister in Minnesota to which he replied that Minnesota wasn't ready for it's first hurricane.
My uncle may be a story teller, but he is no fool. Fools don't generally work in the space program except as astronauts. If you are inclined to pray, add him to your list this week end, and all the folks who call that region home.

Mooche belongs on the list

Vanutty Fair released their best dressed list, and Melania Trump did not make the cut. Moochelle Obama did however, and that has some folks upset.
Fashion is a matter of opinion in most cases. Mrs Trump would look awesome in painters cloths or bib overalls. The best any fashion designer can do is highlight her beauty, a walk in the park for even a mediocre one.
What takes talent is to make a Sasquatch looking hulk of horror resemble a human. While not the ugliest first lady we have ever had, Mooche is a close second. I wonder what a Mao jacket would do for her. Could be worse.

The military could run out of weapons

Have you seen Kenneth Mapp's interview on Tucker Carlson? After giving what would appear to be an unconstitutional order to his Adjutant General of the National Guard, he is now back pedaling and attempting to muddy the waters about what the meaning of “seize arms” is. Must be another bastard child of Worthless Willie to come up with that kind of crap.
According to tradition, every military post has, at the base of the flag pole, a pistol encased in concrete. Along with that, in the truck at the top, is a round for that pistol. The reasoning is that a commander can never have the excuse that they ran out of arms or ammunition to explain why a post was lost.
I can understand an order to seize arms if the service members witness an unlawful act such as looting or robbery, they might be in a situation where they cannot make an arrest, and so disarming the thugs is the next best option. That is, to me, the limit though.

Question

How bad are things in the republican party when President Trump's PAC has to get a democrat from Detroit to help lead it?
Thanks David. It is people like you who can make America Great again.

Lets export some jobs as well

Sound strange???
President trump today announced the end of Barry's DACA, Deferred Action on Criminal Aliens, or what ever it stands for. It is in our best interest to keep them at home in Mexico or Central America as the case may be. To do that, we need to make sure there are jobs down there for them, the kind of "good paying" jobs that attracted them to the United States.
WTF is this redneck smoking??? Nothing, seriously.
I think we would be money ahead to send some lawn care and house keeping jobs south. We can start with Barry Soetoro, John McInsane, Lindsey Gramnasty, Nancy P. Lousy, and every other elected official who is serving special interests instead of their constituents. rehome them to Mexico. I hear Rio Bravo in Tamaulipas has room. They will need gardeners, cooks, a pool boy, and lots of security.
President Trump has indicated he wants legislation on this matter. I am fine with that. I am not opposed to immigration, if President Trump continues making this nation great, and snubs foreign theft of our intellectual property, we may need then here working in two or three years. The Mexicans, not McInsane and fiends. I want every one who enters our country to be registered, a back ground check done, and tracking accomplished to make sure they are not undermining our nation. They need to have jobs, but other than language instruction, not one penny of aid from the public treasury. If they break laws, drive drunk, join gangs, or prove to be ner-do-wells, send them home, or give them a job building the wall.

About football? NOT

Members of the Minnesota GOP who are running for national office are making it clear that they don't support Ryan. I'm sure this has nothing to do with politics, President Trump, or nationalism vs globalism. It must all be about the years long battle between Vikings Fans and Packers Fans.
My sincere hope is that we can get enough people challenging these Wallstreet owned RINOs that America catches a break.
People need to show support for our President when ever a congress critter has a town hall. Chants like "We elected Trump", and "Trump Train" might get the point across that the lobbiest money is wasted in the heartland. Be polite though, don't shout the RINO down, just as he enters, instead of chanting the candidate's name, shout Trump Train. Then, if he has the balls to take the mike, let him speak, but make every question about why he isn't backing OUR President.

How much?

KilJoy Reid of (p)MSNBC's Mourning Joy decided to take a shot at President Trump after he donated a million dollars to Texas relief efforts. She noted that several celebrities have "dwarfed" his million naming Beyonce and JJ Watt. OK, how much of that money is coming from JJ's pocket? Sure, he raised  $16 million, how much was his to begin with? My big dread in situations like this is that the charity outfits turn out to be like the Clinton Crime Foundation.
Just a reminder, President Trump took a pay cut to be President, and he has donated his pay checks right back to the nation. I don't see him taking to twitter and asking people to send a check to the IRS, or to one of his business enterprises.
He put his money where his mouth is. KilJoy should try that. It begins with pulling her head out of her ass.