The Jensen Huang Targeting Looks Sketchy
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Saturday, January 31, 2015
A little morning humor
An 8-foot alligator was found in the backyard of a suburban Los
Angeles home where the reptile had been living illegally since the
1970s.
When news got out that the gator had been illegally living in
California for over forty years, it was immediately named the national
animal of Mexico.
Friday, January 30, 2015
F I D
COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISIS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO ALLAH.
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to ALLAH.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No anesthesia is required. The implant is likely to be painless.
Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, it’s not noticeable.
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to ALLAH.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No anesthesia is required. The implant is likely to be painless.
Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, it’s not noticeable.
Thursday, January 29, 2015
DDT and genocide.
It dawned on me the other day why Leftards wanted DDT banned. Used properly, it interrupts the reproductive cycle of Mooslimes. We all know what DDT does, it kills flies. A human can drink it and would suffer no harm. None, nada,zip. So how is it then that DDT could wipe out islame?
Simple. the Mooslimes reproductive cycle goes like this, Mohamhead's followers fuck goats rather then the female of our species. We all know that. Flies are attracted to the scent, and land on the backs of the goats. they track through the semen and get it on their feet. They are then attracted by the stench coming from under the skirts of the arab women, fly up under the burkas and deposit sperm there thus completing the reproductive cycle for these followers of Satan.
Simple. the Mooslimes reproductive cycle goes like this, Mohamhead's followers fuck goats rather then the female of our species. We all know that. Flies are attracted to the scent, and land on the backs of the goats. they track through the semen and get it on their feet. They are then attracted by the stench coming from under the skirts of the arab women, fly up under the burkas and deposit sperm there thus completing the reproductive cycle for these followers of Satan.
The perfect son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
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