The Jackson family has a PROBLEM

What to do with Michael. Since the guy was estimated to be 99% plastic, EPA regulations restrict burial to only approved land fills. Similarly, cremation would have the enviroweenies up in arms and might render southern California uninhabitable for months if not years. The only option left then is recycling, but which route should they take? 1. They can have him made into Walmart bags. He would still be white and a danger to children just as he was in life. 2. They can have him made into Lego toys. That way small children the world over can play with him for a change and be happy. 3. They can have him made into Barbie dolls. That way he will end up sleeping with girls, something he has never done before.

Thought I'd posted this earlier.