A little morning humor

A mathematician was interviewing for a job. The interviewer asks him - "You are walking towards your office and running late for a very important meeting and you glimpse a building on fire with people screaming for help. What will you do?".
The mathematician thinks for a while and replies : "People's lives are more important than an office meeting. I would immediately call for a fire brigade and help the trapped to the best of my abilities". The interviewer seems to be impressed with the mathematician's answer and moves on to the last question. Just to check his sanity, she asks: "And what if the building is not on fire?".
After a moment of thought, the mathematician replies with confidence :

"I will set the building on fire. Now, I have reduced it to a problem that I have already solved before!"

Thought for the day

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

There is no right to know

The Colorado media shield bill has failed. On the surface, it sounded like a good idea, protect the media and their sources, after all, we have freedom of the press. t needs to be balanced though because the Constitution also protects our privacy. We have the right to be secure in our persons from unreasonable intrusion, and some times the press over steps that boundary. its a fine line, but it is one clearly drawn.
Jena Winter reported that James Holmes mailed a notebook to his shrink that detailed what he intended to do. What right did she have to that information? Holmes has rights too. Yes, I am 100% certain he is guilty of mass murder for shooting up the Aurora theater. No, I do not buy that he was insane when he did it, or that it is an acceptable defense. What I do buy is that broadcasting that information violated his right to be secure in his person from an unreasonable search. It is reasonable for the police to have that information, and if it is deemed relevant at trial, then and only then is it public information.
The disclosure may also have hurt the prosecution in this case. It allows the defense to paint him as a mentally unstable person, and it could cause jury bias that might lead a prospective juror to hide his belief that Holmes was insane and therefore not guilty from the examination when jurors are screened. That could lead to a hung jury, or worse, an acquittal on grounds of insanity.
There are other things though that are not in the right to know realm. The source for the drugs used by states to make murderers better people. As in room temperature good. Herbert Smulls is a worthless piece of shit on Missouri's death row. he was supposed to be made into a better person at midnight. Sammy Alito, a member of our Supreme Court decided to grant him a stay of execution because his liars err lawyers whined and snivelled that he was skeered at the prospect of being made better by a drug from an undisclosed source. In my opinion, Cheryl Pilate, his liar err lawyer should have a belt containing high explosives fastened around her neck. she should then be placed in a sealed small container buried in the ground with him, given a revolver, a knife, a hammer, and a garrote, and told she has 24 hours to decide how Smulls dies, or they die together in a fiery explosion.
There are lots of things you don't have a right to know. There are also plenty of things you should know. The bad thing is, the government won't let you know those things.

A little morning humor

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are standing together. They observe two people walking into a house. A few minutes later, 3 people walked out. The biologist replies 'The humans must have reproduced inside the house'. The physicist replies 'There must have been an error of approximation while estimating the number of people who walked in'. The mathematician replies 'Now, if one more person walks into the house, there will be exactly zero people inside the house'.

A little morning humor

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are standing in a field – each one is given equal amounts of fencing and told to accommodate in as many sheep as possible.

The engineer builds a strong square shaped sheep pen; the physicist builds a circular pen and claims that his pen would hold the most sheep.

The mathematician builds another circular fence; he then sits inside his fence and says, “I declare that I am outside this fence.”

North Dakota

During an extremely cold and snowy winter, all the highway signs were buried in deep snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. “That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?”
“Because knowing the federal government, they’d decided to lower the highways.”

Don't bash Justin Beiber

I was told by a friend today that its not right to trash on the Beib.
My friend claims that Justin saved his life. he had been in a terrible motorcycle accident, and was in ICU in a coma. his family was discussing pulling the plug, and in fact, life giving nourishment had been stopped. One of the nurses at the ICU monitoring station had a radio on, and when A Justin beiber song came on, she turned it up.
Well, my friend got out of his bed, marched over to the nurses station, and smashed the radio to smitherines.

See? he aint entirely worthless. he does make a great bad example.

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar with his Golden Retriever. The bartender says, "Hey, get outta here. We don't serve anyone with dogs." The guy says, "But this is a seeing-eye dog", so the bartender lets him stay.

A few minutes later a guy walks in with his Chihuahua. The bartender says, "Hey, get outta here. We don't serve anyone with dogs." The guy with the Golden Retriever says, "Tell the bartender it's a seeing-eye dog and they'll let you both in."

So the guy with the Chihuahua comes in again and the bartender says, "Hey, get outta here, we don't serve anyone with dogs." The guy says, "But he's a seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "I've never seen a Chihuahua as a seeing eye dog."

The guy says,"They gave me a Chihuahua?"

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "what the quickest way to get to Chicago?"
The Bartender says, "Are you walking or driving?"
The guy says, "I'm driving."
The Bartender says, "That's the quickest way."

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar with his alligator and asks: "Do you serve lawyers here?".
The bartender says: "Yes, of course we do!"

The man says, "OK, I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."

In Kansas contracts mean nothing.

Shawnee District turd Mary Mattivi has ruled that contracts are meaningless in Kansas. William Marotta entered into a contract with two lesbians to provide sperm so they could have a child. Jennifer Schreiner gave birth, but when she and her carpet muncher, Angela Bauer, split, she was unable to support the child, and filed for state aid. Special interests demand special treatment, and doctors are as bad as liars err lawyers. They pushed and got language into a 1994 Kansas bill that requires they be part of the insemination process. farmers don't need a vet to inseminate their cows, but some how these over edjumacated idjutes think they need to be involved in the human process.
Moron Mattivi was wrong to uphold this jackwad law. she should have either told the KDCF to go to hell, or awarded custody to William and his wife. If I remember correctly, he is married. No child deserves to be raised in a bad home, and being raised by a lesbian who cannot support her child is a bad home. Lets hope that Marotta has the means to fight this to a court with common sense, and lets pray that such a court still exists in America. Obamunism and its destructive influence are destroying our courts as we speak.
Kansans get to vote on Judges every few years. To date, no Kansas judge has been tossed, showing that this system is flawed. Maybe Mattivi can get her termination papers from the citizens of Topeka.

A little morning humor

After a few years of married life, an engineer finds he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind." and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this."
He throws powder on a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is a powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say "123" and it will rise as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is "1234" and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and suddenly he gets an erection. His wife turns over and says "What did you say "123" for?

A little morning humor

Prospector Walks into a Bar and says .....

I have been in the mountain for months and could sure use the company of a woman, if you know what I mean.
Bartender says .....
We don't have any women here ..... just the Chinaman outback washing clothes and dishes.
Prospector says .....
Nah, I don't go for that shit.
SEVERAL MONTHS PASS ....... Prospector again walks into the Bar and says ..... 
I have been in the mountain for months and could sure use the company of a woman, if you know what I mean.
Bartender says .....
We don't have any women here ..... just the Chinaman outback washing clothes and dishes.
Prospector says ......
If I was to go out back and fuck that Chinaman, just how many people would need to know about it ?
Bartender says ......
5
Prospector says .....
5 ! ..... Why do 5 people need to know that I fucked the Chinaman out back !
Bartender says .....
Well, there would be you, me and the Chinaman ..... thats 3.
Then the 2 guys that it took to hold the Chinaman down makes 5 ..... because the Chinaman don't go for that shit either !!!!!

Save the PAT

Roger Goodell is talking about eliminating the PAT. No, it's not  an issue of player safety, rather he is concerned that the game isn't exciting enough.What the heck? Sure, there were only five blocked attempts this past year, but it is an inspiration for teams to try. The blocks happen more in college, and as goes the pro's, so go college sports. Somewhat.
If you want to make it exciting, do this;  If a team has the lead, change their position for the PAT. For the first PAT while in the lead, make the kick from the ten yard line. Second kick while leading, from the fifteen, and so on. If the lead is changing, it would progressively get more difficult for both teams, and might just be enough to prevent a tie in regulation. Also, eliminate time out calls during the PAT. You wanna ice the kicker, dump gatoraide on him.
Another option would be to tie the position for the PAT to where the scoring play originated from. if the play started at the 20 or beyond, have the PAT from the 3. If it started inside the three, make the kick from the 20. Make the ten yard line neutral, score from the ten, kick from the ten.
But lets face it, we need that space between a score and the kickoff. Even Seahags fans need a few minute to catch their breath.

Juan is wrong

"It is not about moral judgments of right and wrong, fair and unfair. The angels above will have the final say on those matters," says Juan Williams in his claim that the firing of Martin Basher, the restoration of Phil Robertson, and the debate about Perry-Harris' comments are not about morality.
Well, money drives the corporate decision making process, but it does not drive our outrage. People get mad about a lot of things. Some times people turn their back on a business, and never plan to return. That individual decision could come from poor service, low quality merchandise, or the actions of the management. If it was a one time deal, then nothing comes of it. The store loses one customer, maybe two or three, and likely never misses them. Low quality product runs deeper. The bad taste of low quality lingers long after the glow of a saved dollar has ceased to warm the heart. Stores from Alco to K-Mart have suffered due to cheap merchandise. Some have shut their doors, others regroup and move forward. The actions of management though are what we are looking at. When Cracker barrel took Duck Dynasty gear off the shelves, they were responding to flaming liberals whose skewed sense of right and wrong tells them that perverse sexual conduct should be applauded. People with a moral foundation grounded in sound Biblical theology responded, and the decision was reviewed.
People did not get upset in this matter because  they were going to be out cash, or because their favorite show was going off the air. Prior to this blow up, I had never watched an episode of Duck Dynasty. Heck, I don't think I'd watched more than a commercial. A&E was not on my favorites list. But I chose to support Phil. Why? Because of morality. Phil spoke truth to power. The immoral masses responded and got their undies in a bunch, and A&E jumped as did Cracker Barrel. then the moral folks also responded, and Cracker Barrel realized they don't get much business from flamers and side show freaks, their base is made up of folks who believe in GOD or have traditional values. A&E took note as well, seeing that Duck Commander gear went through the roof for the Christmas season. Their broadcast executives are not as crazy as some think. Yes, the bottom dollar came into play. If it had been a true moral issue for them, they would have stood firm one way or the other instead of twisting like a wind sock in Kansas.
Juan, yes, money does drive the media execs, but morality drives the money. Moral people will not put their money into the hands of people who lack morals if they can prevent it. We all are pretty much stuck in some areas. We need to eat, so when Kroger, Faleys, and King Soupers all decide to cave to the homosex onslaught, our choices are starve, or choose a different fight. When an eatery decides to allow allow a carpet muncher to lie about being stiffed for her life style choice rather then poor quality service (when she really was not stiffed at all), we can respond and avoid that business. It then becomes a venue for carpet munchers and fudge packers, and regular folks drift away. When it happens in a large metropolitan area, they survive. When it happens in Rural Kansas, they go the way of the dinosaur.
the same goes for Martin Trasher and his assault on Sarah Palin. If he had trashed Cankles Clinton, he'd have more viewers then America has televisions. Instead, his assault on a woman of good character got noticed because one or two people at FOX were checking to see what was being broadcast to nowhere. It got reported, a few folks tuned in to see who the advertisers were, you can do that and not watch a minute of his drivel, nor miss a minute of good programming. They saw who was advertising, and contacted a few folks to whom customers matter. pMSNBC does not care as long as they get advertising dollars. They are kinda like this blog, but I don't get money from Depends and Viagra.
So while money is the lever that turns the heads of the media execs, it is morality that is the hand on the lever. The people making moral judgements against Basher and A&E are not driven by money, In fact, many of them would have more time to do things and thus more money if Basher stayed, and Phil went because they would not be stuck in front of the boob tube.
The Romney kerfluffel was a non issue because Mitt Romney made the decision that it was a nonissue, and accepted her apology complete with faux tears.
And Juan, GOD judges us, not the angels.

A little humor

A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting outside at a nudist colony.

The history professor asked: “Have you read Marx?

The psychology professor replied: “Yes. I think it’s from the wicker chairs.”

A little humor

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.

But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it to.

Would you cooperate?

A man in new Mexico may be facing charges after he successfully defended his family from home invaders. Joseph Torrez managed to stop Sal Garces cold as he and three others broke into the house occupied by Torrez, his girl friend and daughter.
Why would the man be facing charges? did he have illegal drugs? that is a possibility, thugs would be looking for something or some one specific if they went into a place while the people were home.
The article says he is a MMA fighter. he has a 1-5 record. If that were me, I'd want to be known some other way, at least for the moment.
In any case, given the record of the New Mexico cops, I'd be careful. Unless you need a colonoscopy for some reason.

Just thinking

When I was reading about the runaway girl who was forced to be a stripper, I thought of this song.

when what you have is worse than what you left, you want to go home, but if home is worse than what you are suffering through, you do not. I guess the story of the prodigal son is also appropriate.

Food for fuel

America has long been the breadbasket of the world. Just down the road, there used to be a sign that read, One Kansas farmer feeds 104 people + you. (The rest feed coach Mangino.) Thanks to superior equipment, techniques, fertilizers, pesticides, herbicides, and good old American attitude, we have led the way for over 150 years. That may be changing.
Researchers at UNL, the university of no learning, say we have reached peak grain. They have been looking at this for twenty years. it may be another Michael Mann made scandal, or they might be right.  I'm not a global warming denier, I know that in Revelation, it is promised. That day will come. Not because of CO2, but because of disobedience to GOD.
We use a lot of chemicals, and run off from that has created a dead zone at the mouth of the Mississippi river.  Additionally, that river delta used to be top soil. Good top soil. Its gone forever. We have taken a lot of land out of production thanks to the CRP program. That land is recoverable. What is not recoverable is the land converted to housing. People want to get out of the city, and there is nothing as attractive as moving onto a tract in what once was a field. Even if you are packed in just as tight as you were in town. In WW2, people had victory gardens. People today are too busy. blanching veggies has become nearly a lost art.
In the whole scheme of things, its not much land, but my point is that every acre will count. There are indications that we have over fished parts of the Atlantic, and the regions off Alaska. Much of our grain has been modified, and there are indications that GMOs are not as healthy as we were led to believe. Our food supply is delicate. We could be in serious trouble, and not have a clue, and we have libtards who want to convert even more of our food supply into ethanol.
I hope this is BS, but I am mindful of what the Bible says in Revelation and in Daniel. Jesus himself said there would be famine, and we are certainly headed that direction. We may be years away from a measure of wheat for a denarius, maybe even decades, or it could be this spring. GOD knows, I have not a clue. Be mindful of what peak grain means. A denarius is a days wages, and a measure is not a bushel, only enough to feed you for a day. Be assured, that day will come.

Settled

It seems it was only a few short weeks ago that police cheerleader Massad Ayoob was demanding that we give the gestapo in Deming a fair hearing. Well, they decided to not have that hearing and opted instead to settle with Mr Eckert for a measly 1.6 Million. That's 1.6 million of the tax payers dollars, not money from their own pockets. No admission of guilt, but then again, people who are not guilty are not willing to shuck out that kind of money to avoid the light of day for their despicable actions. Sure, its not their money, but you can bet your bottom dollar the folks who ARE paying are not gonna be happy when the nest election rolls around.
Gotta hand it to the cops, first they screw over Eckert, now they screw the tax payers. Whose next?

In that case, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

What is wrong with folks in California? What kind of idiots elect people who would pass a law allowing people in public school to decide their gender based on feelings? The fools rules allowing this took effect 1 January.
At some point this spring, Hispanics will outnumber whites in California for the first time since 1849. That is because sane white folks are packing their bags and getting out, and a lot of the half crazy obamunists are close on their heels. Soon all that will be left are fruits, nuts, and Mexicans to pick em.
Maybe its a good thing that have insanely restrictive gun laws, people who would elect the likes of Moonbeam Brown, and Gavin Nuisance should not be allowed anything above a nerf gun, or a water pistol. Yes, ban super soakers. Voters in Nevada need to approve a fence along the entire west side with check points and mine fields at every possible entry point. Then again, Nevada did send Dingy Harry back to Washington, Maybe its Utah that needs to build the fence.
Yes, this is a dream come true for every horny boy in America, a nightmare for fathers who love their daughters, and a disaster of epic proportions waiting to drop its fruit in fifteen to twenty years as our nation self destructs.
As a kid I hated All in the Family. Know what? in their efforts to show a bigoted racist hating man, they created a character who is now being proven right in so many ways. No, I'm not saying racism is right. The racist policies that have trapped blacks into the welfare state are products of liberalism, not redneck conservatism. I will never hate some one because of their race. Religion? Screw mooslimes and their book of satanic verses, and their jihad against Christians and Jews. religion is a choice. So are perversions like homosexuality, beastiality, and pedophilia.
Given the insanity prevalent in today's society, for now, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Pray I never meet a dyke with a knife who wants to help me out.

Boo fricking Hoo

Ohio executed Dennis McGuire using an untried drug combination. His death took fifteen minutes, and he appeared to convulse during the process that rid the world of a scumbag. His family is upset. Boo fricking hoo. Yes, fifteen minutes is a terribly long time to die. How fast did Joy Stewart die? She was raped, then murdered by this piece of shit. She was pregnant, her baby perished as well. Her throat was slashed. Some how, I think he got an easy death compared to what he did to her and her child.
This worthless scum bag sat on death row for almost 25 years. They should have fed his sorry ass to a starving jackal. Better yet, a pit bull. Hey! we have a use for them after all!

How Grand

A strip club in Florida has been shut down fr having a thirteen year old stripper. You read that right, thirteen. The girl was a runaway, and possibly a victim of human trafficking. The owner of the club is facing serious prison time in addition to losing his business license which is already suspended. He was on vacation when it happened, and claims there is no evidence the girl actually stripped there as an employee. Supposedly she had a fake ID.
Three men were sheltering her and possibly holding her against her will. They should be castrated. Clearly, they knew. As for the club owner, He is a sleaze ball. This country has plenty of them. He was gone, his manager was gone. It was the New Years weekend. whom ever let her on stage did not keep correct records, and video from the club will show whether she was there, and much of what happened.
Some places require a stripper to obtain an entertainers license. They are entered into a database, and thier age and background are checked by the authorities.
It seems like an intrusion, but it would prevent things like this. The girl was a runaway. Strike against her. She appeared to be eighteen. She had a fake ID. Strike against her. Three men offered her a place to stay. When she went there, she was with two other girls who did not look to be adults. At some point, those men figured out she was under age. If she was detained, and we may never know, they are indeed guilty as hell. If they did not detain her, they still knew she was under age.
It used to be that strippers were the lowest of women, druggies, prostitutes, foul mouthed sluts. Now they are educated, and can make more then a liar err lawyer. Know what? They are still pretty dang low. This girl is on a fast track to a living hell. Her parents need to get help, and get her help. Then again, it may be her home was as bad as what she encountered on the road. We may never know.

Texas town violates free speach rights

A man in Frisco Texas was cited for a sign violation when he warned motorists on the Eldorado Parkway about a police speed trap. Bad cops don't like it when you cut into their revenue enhancement patrols, and thug cop Thomas Mrozinski arrested Ron Martin for breaking a city sign ordinance.
Some one should take the worthless asshole to a tattoo parlor, and have "BAD COP no donut tattooed onto his forehead and cheeks. A guy with a sign will have as much deterrent effect as a cop writing tickets, in fact more so. The cops tend to hide, and as soon as there is on speeder, they are done deterring. people will speed by a stopped cop without a thought, he's too busy to chase me!
So what we have in Frisco is a kidnapping, extortion, theft by deception, and it was aided and abetted by the chief, the loco persecutor, and a judge.

How would you execute them?

Death penalty states are experiencing a crunch. Manufacturers of fine pharmaceuticals are refusing to sell to states for gene pool improvements. Compounders have come under fire for making the stuff to fill that gap, and now Bruce Burns, a Wyoming lawmaker has proposed making the method of execution death by firing squad. Lawsuits coming in 3-2-1....
Oklahoma got one of their five star citizens to room temperature in spite of possible problems with the execution process. Michael Lee Wilson stated his whole body was burning moments after the drugs began to flow. Might have been hell fire he was feeling, we will never know. His comment will inspire greedy liars err lawyers to start another round of lawsuits about lethal injection.
So, if you were a lawmaker, what would you do?
The first step lawmakers should take is to ban sales of drugs from companies who refuse to sell for execution purposes. Not just the pentobarbitol, but every product they compound. even if its aspirin.
The next step should be to assign a step process for the execution. Lethal injection of drugs should only be used if the condemned agrees to immediate termination, as with in 48 hours of sentencing. After that, hanging for the first three months, Firing squad from three to six, electrocution from six to one year, and if he has managed to not be executed by then, put him in a cage with a hungry tiger.
No more assholes like Askari Abdullah Muhammad, AKA Thomas Knight who not only managed to avoid execution for 40 years, but killed a prison guard during his appeal process. If he had received his just reward in a timely manner, Richard Burke might still be alive.
Take the next liar err lawyer who bitches about the method of execution, and lock him and his client in a buried box. Have the condemned strapped or chained to a table. give the whambulance chaser a knife, a gun, a garote, and a club, then let him decide how his client will exit earth. Give him 24 hours to decide, and if he can't take care of business, detonate  pound of explosives in the confined space. Then fill it with cement.
How would you improve society? I want to know.

Obama should join the Olympic Team

Well, the USA is queering up for another Olympics. Obozo would be a great addition. What you say? There is no teleprompter reading competition! True, but I was thinking the skate team.
Could you find a sport better suited to him? Yes, he plays a lot of golf, but......
He has been skating as pResident. The press gives him a pass on everything. It would be racist to point out that the afirmative action president has no cloths.
Maybe the hockey team? He isn't a team player, but at the rate he is spending, he will have the entire nation in hock to the Chinese by 2016.
A figure skater? He seems to spend a lot of time jumping around, and spinning in circles. AND, he is likely the only one in the family who would look good in a skirt. Comparatively speaking. But alas, he can't figure anything out without his trusty TOTUS.
A speed skater? Naw, his drug of choice is Coke.
Howza bout dance? He does seem to be adept at dancing around the issues. Then again, it has more to do with his press agents at the alphabet slop networks.
He isn't qualified for the men's team, to be on it, you gotta have a pair.

Lone Survivor

Holy crap, a movie about the military that does not trash our troops! Mark Wahlberg does a superb job in his portrayal of Marcus Luttrell. If you are not familiar with the story, I won't ruin it for you. I have read the book, and done a lot of research on the battle If you want to call it that. Four SEALS against a large band of taliban might be a footnote in some other war. In this foray, it rose to the top because of the heroism we witnessed.
Michael Murphy, Danny Deitz, and Mathew Axelson were killed on the mission. Also killed were eight additional SEALS and eight Army Special Ops soldiers who were part of a fast reaction team.
As usual, Hollywood takes artistic license to add dramatic effect, but it is a close portrayal of what happened.
This is no Lions for Lambs. Go see it.

Just Because

(to the tune of Running Bear loved little White Dove)

On the edge of the Tigris
Stood Abdullah Mohammed
Young shiite brave
On the other side of the Tigris
Stood his burka clad suni maid
Little Fatima was her name
Such an ugly sight to see
 But their tribes fought with each other
So their love could never be

Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
With love big as an IED
Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
Cause under her burka he could not see

He couldn't swim the raging river '
Cause the river was too wide
He couldn't reach the Little Fatima
Waiting on the other side
In the moonlight she could see him
Shooting his AK in the air
Her little heart was beating faster
Waiting for her Taliban brave

Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
With love big as an IED
Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
Cause under her burka he could not see

Abdullah Mohammed dove in the water
Little Fatima did the same
And they swam out to each other
Through the swirling stream they came
As their hands touched and their lips met
The soggy bomb vest pulled them down
Now he's got seventy two virgins
And she's no where around.

Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
With love big as an IED
Abdullah Mohammed loved Little Fatima
Cause under her burka he could not see.

An Honor indeed

After more then a decade of haunting his blog, I finally had the opportunity to meet Denny. He is bound for Aspen, and a few days of cruising the slopes. I wish him the best of times. We had tried to get together on several occasions. Twice I was through Atlanta. Several times he has been through Kansas.
We had dinner at Ramblers. They are a local eatery, and one of the best steak houses in Kansas. The Kansas weather put a damper on his trip. We were supposed to get freezing rain. Lucky for us, it was mostly drizzle and stayed above freezing until late. The weatherman was wrong. This time it was better than he predicted. Today should be better driving, and Denver is only a seven hour trip.
Denny noted how the interstate has been buzzing with cops. I have made a lot of trips to Kansas City this past year and they have been thick. I see a lot of people pulled over where they are ramsacking the vehicle in search of drugs. I don't see many sales on Purplewave though. You would think if they were having much success, they would have a lot more vehicles to auction. If that's all the better they are doing, they need to give them tweezers and a magnifying glass, and let them download porn in their patrol cars. That or they can pick up trash, and I don't mean the redneck kind either.

Can you believe this?

Every pore in my body screamed bullshit when I read this article. A couple of years back, we had a lady who found a finger in a bowl of chili, now its a bird skull in a package of frozen spinach. First off, she nuked the package, and found a frozen mass which she set aside thinking it was a stem. My experience is that meat cooks faster in a microwave then veggies do. I could be wrong though. Second, she picks it out of the sink and starts messing with it the next day. After sitting in a dirty sink all night, you want to clean it and eat it? Anyone else would have tossed it in the trash with out a second thought.
Next time, instead of Publix store brand, go with Birds Eye.

Cold in North Dakota

Severe weather conditions --- Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in North  Dakota. She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is 32 below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. Wind chill is -59.

 

Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken bastard in.

Entertaining

Dennis Rodent err Rodman and his merry band of fools are set to play an exibition game for lil Kimmy. They are a tad uneasy. I can't say as I blame them, its not like Kim Jong unpredictable wouldn't slaughter family, so what are a few washed out American athletes?
These guys just need to remember that anything they do which upsets the psycho will land them in hot water. Just remember, anything that makes Kim unhappy is a penalty. That includes scoring points, keeping the ball longer then ten seconds, making his team look like a bunch of fifth graders. Short fifth graders that is.
Rodman is an idiot. Why he is sucking up to the Norks is beyond me. Maybe he owes a favor to the Chicago machine, and Oblowme wants an inroad with the commies. After all, he has not succeeded in destroying the American economy completely.
One part of me hopes they make it home alive, the other wants them to spend twenty years in Kim's prison camps. I guess if they are home from the camps in twenty years, I get both.

New gun line

The Duck Dynasty has a line of guns coming out. The line, produced by Mossberg, will feature nine shotguns, two rifles, and a pistol. Not to worry though, A&E will get zero from this venture as it is marketed under the Duck Commander brand, Read the article, then read the comments. they are a snapshot into the heart of American liberals, most of whom cannot hold a candle to the Duck clan.

The Saudi's lament

Even the house of Saud is pissed at Oblowme. After bowing to them and kissing their asses, the fucktard is not doing as they wish. As he now bows and fawns before Bashir Asad, and the Iranians, the saudi's are getting their towels in a bunch. Err diapers... What ever it is they took off their asses and wrapped around their heads at puberty.
I personally don't give a rats ass about Saudi Arabia, or any of the arab states. I do care though about Israel. Soros' sock puppet is placing the entire region in danger. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it, yet the dems continue to act like its all ok.
Yup, he sure has changed the way the world views us. This may take decades to fix.