Thursday, March 3, 2011

Latest threats from the muslim botherhood

This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if it does not stop meddling in Egypt, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps .

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to not send us any more presidents either.

It's gonna get ugly, people, maybe even uglier than Michelle.

And you thought truthers were crazy

William F Pepper is an attorney in Lox Angeles. He may also be the dumbest human alive. That he passed law school magnifies the argument that liars err lawyers are unfit for elected office.
What sparks this diatribe? Pepper is the liar err lawyer for Sirhan Sirhan, the Jordanian scumbag that shot Robert Kennedy.
From the article: Outside the prison, Pepper said he was planning further legal actions on Sirhan's behalf.

"This is an ongoing story" he said. "We're not going to let him rot in here for a crime he didn't commit."

What more can I say?
Lawyer? Check.
California nut? Check.
Dumber then a box of bricks? you decide.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Is the state department funding terrorism?



For my money, I would say they are. Its bad enough we have the Saudis building mosques here, but for us to be paying for them in other lands is crazy!

Hey libtards! I thought you assholes wanted seperation of church and state!

Age n exercise 2




Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Age n Exercise




HPV and men

A recently released study says that 1/2 of men in the United States have HPV. Thats a scary thought. I certainly don't have plans to sleep with any men, but the cold hard truth is that when you jump beds as so many men do these days, you might just as well be.
Fifty years ago the big VD threats were syphilis and gonorrhea. One hurt like living hell, the other made you crazy and eventually killed you. When antibiotics corraled these threats and ushered in the sexual revolution, the next pandemic was herpes. Whats the diffrence between herpes and true love? Herpes is FOREVER!
Close on its heels was the AIDS scare. Originally called GRID for gay related imune deficiency, It quickly spread through the heterosexual population as well, killing thousands.
In the midst of all that, warts was identified as well. HPV is the common name for the virus that spreads a variety of maladies from planters warts to skin tags. At first, genital warts was identified as irritating but it would go away in a few years just like the ones on your hands did when you were a kid.
Not So Fast. There are now close to one hundred strains of HPV identified. Condoms offer little protection, and like many viruses it appears to mutate readily. That means gardisil may be only a short time stop gap. Does the idea of penile cancer apeal to you? How about throat cancer? They along with cervical cancer are the reward for sexual revolutionaries today.
Did you notice a few years back when they switched from calling it safe sex to safer sex? Lets face reality. We were created by a thorough designer, GOD. He wrote an instruction book for our lives called the Bible. It is chock full of little tidbits that if followed will help you and me avoid problems such as these.
A few years back I got turned down by several different gals. I guess I was lucky, two of them now have cervical cancer. Thats a wake up call! I was just getting out of one marriage and looking for some fun and adventure. Glad I missed it. The idea of penile or throat cancer just doesn't sound appealing right now, especially with Obungler care.
The good news for all you muslims, HPV does not endanger your goats.

What do people fear most?

This is pathetic, but darn funny when you think about it for a second.

Two magazines, Country Living (95.99% white readership) and Ebony /Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on....


"WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?" The results were interesting, to say the least....

Country Living magazine's top three answers were:
1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S
2. Child/spouse dying
3. Terminal illness

Ebony / Jet magazine's top three answers were:
1. Ghosts
2. Dogs
3. Registered mail

No Kidding... And these are the people who put Obama over the top; what would you expect?


AND TO GO ALONG WITH ALL OF THIS, I'LL SHARE TWO QUOTES; ONE PITIFUL AND ONE GREAT!
"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me, as we change it."-- Barack Obama


''Life's tough, pilgrim, and it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' John Wayne


H/T RIchard B