Friday Muslim Joke

Last week me and a Pakistani from work decided to have a moustache and beard growing competition. I still can't believe she won.
Don't forget to mark your calender. Tuesday is Shoot a Koran day. Gotta remember to opick one up this week end.

And a bonus; My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewellery to the charity shop. Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house". Well she didn't actually put it like that... she said... "Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohamed."

From E-mail

Obama's Second Term Transformation Plans


The 2012 election has often been described as the most pivotal since 1860.This statement is not hyperbole. If Barack Obama is re-elected the United States will never be the same, nor will it be able to re-capture its once lofty status as the most dominant nation in the history of mankind.

The overwhelming majority of Americans do not understand that Obama's first term was dedicated to putting in place executive power to enable him and the administration to fulfill the campaign promise of "transforming America " in his second term regardless of which political party controls Congress. That is why his re-election team is virtually ignoring the plight of incumbent or prospective Democratic Party office holders.

The most significant accomplishment of Obama's first term is to make Congress irrelevant. Under the myopic and blindly loyal leadership of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, the Democrats have succeeded in creating an imperial and, in a second term, a potential dictatorial presidency.

During the first two years of the Obama administration when the Democrats overwhelming controlled both Houses of Congress and the media was in an Obama worshipping stupor, a myriad of laws were passed and actions taken which transferred virtually unlimited power to the executive branch.

The birth of multi-thousand page laws was not an aberration. This tactic was adopted so the bureaucracy controlled by Obama appointees would have sole discretion in interpreting vaguely written laws and enforcing thousands of pages of regulations they and not Congress would subsequently write.

For example, in the 2,700 pages of ObamaCare there are more than 2,500 references to the Secretary of Health and Human Services. There are more than 700 instances when he or she is instructed that they "shall" do something and more than 200 times when they "may" take at their sole discretion some form of regulatory action. On 139 occasions, the law mentions that the "Secretary determines." In essence one person, appointed by and reporting to the president, will be in charge of the health care of 310 million Americans once ObamaCare is fully operational in 2014.

The same is true in the 2,319 pages of the Dodd-Frank Financial Reform Act which confers nearly unlimited power on various agencies to control by fiat the nation's financial, banking and investment sectors. The bill also creates new agencies, such as the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, not subject to any oversight by Congress. This overall process was repeated numerous times with other legislation all with the intent of granting unfettered power to the executive branch controlled Barack Obama and his radical associates.

Additionally, the Obama administration has, through its unilaterally determined rule making and regulatory powers, created laws out of whole cloth. The Environmental Protection Agency on a near daily basis issues new regulations clearly out of their purview in order to modify and change environmental laws previously passed and to impose a radical green agenda never approved by Congress. The same is true of the Energy and Interior Departments among many others.

None of these extra-constitutional actions have been challenged by Congress. The left in America knows this usurpation of power is nearly impossible to reverse unless stopped in its early stages.

It is clearly the mindset of this administration and its appointees that Congress is merely a nuisance and can be ignored after they were able to take full advantage of the useful idiots in the Democrat controlled House and Senate in 2009-2010 and the Democrat Senate in the current Congress.

Additionally, Barack Obama knows after his re-election a Republican controlled House and Senate will not be able to enact any legislation to roll back the power previously granted to the Executive Branch or usurped by them. His veto will not be overridden as there will always be at least 145 Democratic members of the House or 34 in the Senate in agreement with or intimidated by an administration more than willing to use Chicago style political tactics.
The stalemate between the Executive and Legislative Branches will inure to the benefit of Barack Obama and his fellow leftists.

The most significant power Congress has is the control of the purse-stringsas all spending must be approved by them. However, once re-elected, Barack Obama, as confirmed by his willingness to do or say anything and his unscrupulous re-election tactics, would not only threaten government shutdowns but would deliberately withhold payments to those dependent on government support as a means of intimidating and forcing a Republican controlled Congress to surrender to his demands, thus neutering their ability to control the administration through spending constraints.

Further, this administration has shown contempt for the courts by ignoring various court orders, e.g. the Gulf of Mexico oil drilling moratorium, as well as stonewalling subpoenas and requests issued by Congress. The Eric Holder Justice Department has become the epitome of corruption as part of the most dishonest and deceitful administration in American history. In a second term the arrogance of Barack Obama and his minions will become more blatant as he will not have to be concerned with re-election.

Who will be there to enforce the rule of law, a Supreme Court ruling or the Constitution? No one. Barack Obama and his fellow-travelers will be unchallenged as they run roughshod over the American people.

Many Republicans and conservatives dissatisfied with the prospect of Mitt Romney as the nominee for president are instead focused on re-taking the House and Senate. That goal, while worthy and necessary, is meaningless unless Barack Obama is defeated. The nation is not dealing with a person of character and integrity but someone of single-minded purpose and overwhelming narcissism. Judging by his actions, words and deeds during his first term, he does not intend to work with Congress either Republican or Democrat in his second term but rather to force his radical agenda on the American people through the power he has usurped or been granted.

The governmental structure of the United States was set up by the foundersin the hope that over the years only those people of high moral character and integrity would assume the reins of power. However, knowing that was not always possible, they dispersed power over three distinct and independent branches as a check on each other.

What they could not imagine is the surrender and abdication of its constitutional duty by the preeminent governmental branch, the Congress, to a chief executive devoid of any character or integrity coupled with a judiciary essentially powerless to enforce the law when the chief executive ignores them
Conservatives, Libertarians, the Republican Party and Mitt Romney must come to grips with this moment in time and their historical role in denying Barack Obama and his minions their ultimate goal. All resources must be directed at that end-game and not merely controlling Congress and the various committee chairmanships.

Steve McCann
May 12, 2012
I would add but 6 words to those above mentioned, Conservatives, Libertarians, the Republican Party and Mitt Romney, to say "and we the American people also", must come to grips with this moment in time and our role in denying Barack Obama his life long goal of "transforming" us into his slaves working on his government plantation.

Please forward this to all you can, maybe together we can save America for ourselves and those who will follow after us.

 

 

So what else is this rat bastard commie up to ? I've heard a lot of stories. Stories I would not believe were it not for our president being a communist through and through. 

H/T John

You may be a democrat if

You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it.
You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.
You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.
You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.
You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane's trip to Hanoi.
You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.
You've never been mugged.
You actually expect to collect Social Security.
You think the State of Florida should have tried to reform Ted Bundy.
You think the Great Society has actually worked.
You don't see the similarity between WONK and WANK.
You got teary-eyed during the film "The American President."
You think Ayn Rand is an African currency.
Your house smells like a garbage dump because of your commitment to recycling.
You think political patronage describes the Kennedy family.
Your High School Year Book goals included the words "help people."
You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.
You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.
You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.
You know that those profit mongering drug companies could find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.
You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post.
You know at least one Vegan.
You trust Teddy Kennedy when he said that she was driving.
You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock.
You think public housing is great, but just NIMBY.
You think the anti-war protestors from '60s are the real heroes.
You think that Supply Side Economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.
You think Michael Jackson is a great example of diversity.

My contribution:

You believe even one word spoken at the DNC in the last two days.

 

Oh, wait, that also makes you an idiot.

Dems on the economy

Well, the dumb-as-craps kicked off their convention with an address by FidelJulian Castro. Sorry, when their economic ideas are identical, it makes it even easier to get them confused. In his whinning, he mocked supply side economics, or trickle down economics. His choice of course is Robin Hood Economics, or should I say Robbin' Hood? Thats the dem idea of an economic plan, take from those who work for what they have and give hand outs to the lazy. We have, for the last fortyfive years seen how that works. It all started with LBJ's great society. Has it helped? clearly not. The middle class has dwindled, and the welfare class has swollen. Money for nothing. Forty years ago, people had a little pride. It was shameful to accept a hand out from the government. That meant you were next to worthless as a provider for your family. If you look back to patriarchial times, men who could not or would not provide were not given wives. No father wanted to shoulder the burdon of a lazy child, and since the typical family lived together in a group, he was gonna be on the hook if he allowed it. Today our lazy are prolific breeders. Were it not for welfare, they would starve. Actually, they wouldn't, they would be forced to work, and you can bet your bottom dollar that if they had a big screen TV and a cell phone, they worked for it. These idiots at the communist convention mock Romney. Some how it escapes their pea brains that he worked for everything he has. it also excapes their pin heads that communism does not work. Welfare is just a form of communism as we administer it today, the lazy get their reward on the back of those who work. As far as Fidel, damn it, I did it again, Julian, he made a lot of noise about the dream act. He also gives us a good look at the democrats intentions with it. From the horses ass, err mouth, "In an obvious appeal to Latino voters, Castro pointed to Obama's support of the DREAM Act, which grants American citizenship to some children of immigrants, as proof that Obama believes in the American dream he benefited from as a child. He cast Obama as a president whose influence would be felt for generations to come. "The American dream is not a sprint, or even a marathon, but a relay. Our families don't always cross the finish line in the span of one generation. But each generation passes on to the next the fruits of their labor," he said.
To me, it sounds scary. It sounds like he is telling us in no uncertain terms that the dem plan is more and more illegals, more and more amnesty, and more poor mouths and  the associated crime that creeps crawls and slithers accross our southern border. But then. I guess we've always known that.

Oh shit, he aint done

ObamAA+ says he would give himself an incomplete on the economy. I guess he still sees signs of life he wants to stamp out in his quest to make third world status a long climb up for Americans. Our nation was built by hard working individuals who saw a chance to succeed for themselves. People who wanted a better life that could be had by working hard and being thrifty.
Since 2007 when Communist party USA err the democrats took control of congress, we have been in a nose dive. Where it could end is hard to tell. We are deep in debt to China, and with a massive trade deficet, we are not even close to changing course.
Can anyone name one thing this idiot has done that helped? From cash for clunker to health care, every move has undermind the middle class.
Yes, we need change. Buddy, can you spare a quarter?

How would you answer?

As the Communist party kicks off their convention to coronate the worst president ever, American Pravda asks the age old question, Are you better off today then you were four years ago.
For most Americans the answer would be a resounding NO!
But who might answer yes?
First up would be the welfare rats, those who are not looking for jobs nor wanting them. The last four years have been a cake walk for them. Since they have no skills nor work history, they are not even considered if they do put in a job application to please some social worker. Easy street for them got longer and broader as they can buy more with their food stamps then ever before.
Next in line, Hollywood. You would think that with so many Americans out of jobs that Hollywood would be suffering, but indeed, even through the worst times, people need distractions. Maybe the distractions are more important now then in years gone by. Six years ago, I was often too tired to think about a movie. Still am, but that aint the case for between 10 and 20 percent of our job force. So couple more time on their hands with a need for distraction, and the fools out west are lovin it. Funny that it does not seem to help California's miserable economic outlook.
The press. You would think that bad times would hurt the press, but like Hollywood, they bob right along on top of it all. People have more time to read, so even if its the worthless tripe put out by American Pravda, people looking for a distraction are there.
Working Americans? Sorry. You are stuck paying more at the pump, more at the grocery counter, higher taxes, and soon, more for less health care. If you are trapped in a union, your dues are going up to pay the media elite to campaign for ObamAA+.
As for Pravda's garbage, consider this snip,

Vice President Joe Biden seconded the broader better-off message at a Labor Day rally in Detroit and put the blame for the country's economic woes squarely on the Republicans, declaring "America is better off today than they left us when they left."

Then he struck up a familiar chant: "Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive on life support."
Lets be a little bit honest, they are still in trouble, and now WE are on the hook for funding the union thugs. So I call it life support, where nothing works, and we have it stuck ful of needles pumping massive ammounts of needed stuff, in this case, tax dollars, into its carcass.
This election is going to be as bad as 2008. Romney still doesn't look good in my book, but at least he will shift the bus crash into a lower gear. We need a fresh crop in Washington to say enough is enough and turn this arround.

A reek in the wockies

Well, I survived my vacation. We went to Pueblo Colorado, then up to Denver for a week of relaxation and fun. Toured Rocky Mountain National Park and just relaxed.
I saw a lot of political ads while I was up there. it seemed every ad on TV or radio was slamming Romney for something he has yet to do. Frankly, the best campaign reform we could ever get would require candidates to tell us exactly what they plan to do if elected or reelected, and would forbid any mention of their opposition. Attacks would be limited to open debate forums if I had my say.
The irony of all the campaigning was that I saw exactly one ObamAA+ sticker the whole trip. It was on a, you guessed it, Prius, from Illinois. Whodathunkit?
Even Boulder, bastion of liberal stupidity was devoid of bumper stickers for Teh Won. That was the biggest shock. I almost made a u-turn to take another look, but when the idiot from illnoise passed me  just outside of town, I figured there was no point.
Anyway, I'm back, rested, (hah!) and ready to get back to mocking liberals and their great deeds.