Friday Muslim Joke

Last week me and a Pakistani from work decided to have a moustache and beard growing competition. I still can't believe she won.
Don't forget to mark your calender. Tuesday is Shoot a Koran day. Gotta remember to opick one up this week end.

And a bonus; My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewellery to the charity shop. Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house". Well she didn't actually put it like that... she said... "Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohamed."