A redneck joke

A 60-year-old Redneck went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35-year-old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"

The Redneck responded, "Did I say he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"

The Redneck responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes deer hunting three weeks a season and fishing three times a week during the summer."

The doctor couldn't believe it. So, he asked, "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"

The Redneck responded again, "Did I say he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The Redneck said, "He goes hunting at least one week a season and fishing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106-years, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"

The redneck looked up at the doctor and said, "Did I say he wanted to?"

A little Christmas music

Not exactly the way i remember it, but...

They are all overpaid

Interesting that tonights BS that Yahoo passes off as noise err news contained these two articles. The first is about the drivel running out of Bob Costa's mouth, and the second about who are the most over paid actor in Hollywood. Well, for my two cents, they are all overpaid. Its simple really, people who work hard for their money trend conservative, and those who are not earning it tend liberal.
I'll also say that Eddie Murphy hasn't been worth a shit for over a decade. make that two.

What a president should sound like

Got this in e-mail today, a viceo of Bill Whittle telling it like it is.
There are a lot of reasons we lost the election. Fraud was a big part of it, Another factor was that Romney just did not sell himself. We don't need a candidate who attacks the other guy no matter how bad he is, We need a candidate who informs the voters of what he intends to do to fix the nation, to fix unemployment, to fix foreign relations, and so on. Instead we got packs of leftist liars telling us what Their wet dream was about this country. not the one that made them cum, the one that makes them shit their drawers.
Abortion was an issue yet again. its been a non issue since about 1978 five years after the band of idiots allowed the slaughter of the innocent. It should be an issue, it never is.
I could go on for hours. Sufice it to say we need a leader who has ideas and is willing to put his cards on the table and win.

Kasandra Perkins is dead

Kasandra Perkins was murdered yesterday by her thug boyfriend, and NFL line backer Jovan Belcher. I enjoy football, I make no excuse for that. I have a low opinion though of many of todays players. Men who are supposed to be role models, and well paid ones at that conduct themselves like thugs both on and off the field. Its time we the fans demanded better conduct from these people. With the likes of Mike Prick err Vic, the NFL is no longer a group we would want our children to look up to. On field they are no better as witnessed by the evil deeds of Suh, the Detroit Lions defensive tackle who has kicked Matt Schaub and stomped Evan Deitrich Smith of Green Bay. Its all about winning for the owners instead of being icons for the community. Thats why people like Suh, and Belcher are tollerated as they act like thugs back on the block instead of highly paid professionals. The NFL need to clean up its ranks. Guys who are bad boys in college should not be allowed to even apply, and serious infractions should get them a ticket back to Burger King.

Enterprise Retired

After 51 years of tough service, the USS Enterprise was retired from active service yesterday. She was a one of a kind, and a milestone in Navy history. Her list of achievements goes back to the Cuban Missle Crisis, and is paused now as she awaits her fate, defueling and scrapping, unless all hell breaks loose as the world no longer fears America.
Fiscal irresponsibility guarantees there will be no Enterprise floating museum. Such a memorial is no longer affordable. The costs of making a nuclear powered vessel full of asbestos safe are astronomical.
The Legend has served us well, from its inaguration into the cold war, through Vietnam, Iraq, and a host of threats, she and her crew have stood firm in their resolve to keep America free. Ironic that this icon of free Enterprise is going away as our nation sinks into the death spiral known as Socialism, the spineless version of communism, the failed economic idea of fools.
To all who served on her, Thank you.

Fiscal cliff? we're beyond that

the news of late has been about the fiscal cliff. Its imaginary. Its like the day the sherriff tacks to forclosure notice on the door. Its immaterial. We are past the point of no return. We are like the aged man who in his prime, and with a good job, health, and boundless energy spent what he made, and indulged on his credit. Now he (we) are aging, we no longer have the energy, or the ability to make money, but we still have the debt of our crazyness, and saddly, an appetite for the free spending.
America's financial troubles don't start on Dec 20, or what ever day we hit the debt limit, the fact is we cannot pay our bills and haven't been able to for years. Lots of those expenditures are wasteful, and paying people who don't work is as big a waste as bribing our enemies to pretend they are our friends.
THE GOP fucked us. They have prevented tax increases for years because that is what we wanted, or what we thought we wanted when what we needed was spending limits. Had the fools we exported to Washington blocked spending, tax rates would have been immaterial. Had they impeached worthless judges, we would not be handing OUR money to illegals.
WE. ARE. SCREWED. PERIOD!