reasons why I had a bad day

1st one. Two men knocked on my front door and asked if I would kindly donate to the new local swimming pool. So I gave them a bottle of water.


2nd one. So I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said implants? and the BITCH hit me.

3rd one. So let me get this straight women wear fake hair, nails, lashes and contacts. They buy fake tits, lips, ass and get botox. BUT want a real man.


4th one. I walked into a gas station and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and hands me a receipt and tells me to have a good day.

A little morning humor

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain't Stanley .”

The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain't Stanley.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gomer said, “Well, Stanley had two ass-holes.”

“What! He had two ass-holes?” asked the mortician.

“Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, there's Stanley with them two ass-holes.”

Question for liberals

Which hurt more, when they removed half your brain, or when they cut off your balls?

Wait what?

The International Longshore and Warehouse Union has cut ties with the AFL CIO because they are too conservative? When I heard the union was pulling out, my first thought was good. Now its good ridance. Man oh man, some one who thinks the AFL CIO is too conservative needs to be deported to Cuba and fast.
I honestly don't know what to say. These ass hats want more illegals... Why? OK, fine, give the longshoremans jobs to the illegals, and send the longshoremen to Mexico.

A little morning humor

I've decided to call my toilet the Jim instead of the John.

It just sounds better when I tell people I go to the Jim every morning.

There's a lesson in there

Lakisha Briggs is afraid to call 9-1-1. The town in which she resides has a three strikes rule for 9-1-1 calls. Norristown put the law into place to curb violent neighborhoods. Lakisha's liar err lawyer says its to cut the police budget. The law allows only three calls in four months.

I don't know how their law is written, but I agree with the principle. Lakisha let an abusive boyfiend move back in with her rather then call the cops. In instances like that, the city should give her a break, and from the sound of the article, she got plenty of them. Police were called twenty times in the first five months of 2012. Sounds like she got a ton of breaks. She should not have given him a third chance. Hell, she shouldn't have given him a second chance let alone twenty of them.

Judging from the names, I'm being racist here, they are black. This is too typical of the black community in America today. Its not a skin color issue, its one of social norms which have broken down. Its a problem of fatherless homes, welfare, and a culture that allows it.

The law should target problem individuals, not necessarily the caller. If it were her neighbor calling to report her problem because of noise, or evidence of an assault, I would not want the neighbor who called punished. In this case, her boy fiend should have been barred from the residence, and the neighborhood. If she was making nuisance calls, that would be another story. She was making bad decisions though, maybe targeting her is the right thing to do. If I had a neighbor like her, and incidentally, I do, I would want that person targeted, and if the landlord is not proactive, go after them as well. It only takes one or two people to blight a neighborhood.

Lakisha is making some bad decisions. She is lucky she was not killed by her boy fiend scum bag. Women need to take notes. Quit spreading your legs for trash men. If you can't find a quality guy, go with out. Use your finger, use a vibrator, but leave the trash on the curb. If the guy does not have a job, don't let him free load. Over half of the children in America today live in a home with only one parent. That's a disaster! Some of those kids have a father in their life. He may only get every other weekend, but good dads do what they can. In some cases, living with a bitch is not an option so they must settle for the alternative.

I think our courts are screwed up. The father has the job, and the mother gets custody. I’ve seen quite a few kids though who were raised by a single dad. They turn out better in my opinion then kids raised by a mother only. Single dads are less likely to have revolving doors on their bedrooms. I know that from personal observation.

Since women are more likely to end up as welfare moms, give the kids, in cases where support payments are going to be handed out, to the father. NO MORE WELFARE MOMS! If mommy does not know who the father is, take the kid and put it into a foster home, or preferably into an adoptive one.

I know there are exceptions. There are plenty of moms who are forced to be single mothers. Require them to hold a job.

As for Lakisha, we will see if she has learned anything. Her fiend is in prison now. She let him back last time, I’m betting when he gets paroled, he will be right back in her bed beating her. This is one of those cases where they should castrate second time offenders. Horse whip em after the first felony. But Jeremy, you can’t use violence to teach people that violence is wrong. BULLSHIT. If this thug were disciplined, and knew full well that his testicles would be fed to the dogs if he ever did it again, he would lift not so much as a finger unless he was on drugs. Third strike, a noose. If they can’t be trained, they can serve as a bad example. Then there would be no fourth call.

Something in the article though confuses me. It mentions Briggs at first and says she is a 34 year old nursing assistant. It also says she has a three year old daughter. Later though it says most of the calls were about her 21 year old daughter and the boy friend. So, do we have a 34 YO woman with a 21 YO daughter and a 3 year old, or do we have a 34 YO with a 21 YO and a three YO grand daughter? 13 when she had the kid, or did American Pravda screw up?

I’m prolife, but people like that make me question my values.

And yes, the problem neighbor to my house in town is black.

There is a lesso nin there for Lakisha, bad decisions have a way of ruining your life. Quit repeating them.

How the fight started