reasons why I had a bad day

1st one. Two men knocked on my front door and asked if I would kindly donate to the new local swimming pool. So I gave them a bottle of water.


2nd one. So I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said implants? and the BITCH hit me.

3rd one. So let me get this straight women wear fake hair, nails, lashes and contacts. They buy fake tits, lips, ass and get botox. BUT want a real man.


4th one. I walked into a gas station and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and hands me a receipt and tells me to have a good day.