Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Patriots not welcome

Just read that the 2 million biker ride in Washington was not approved. Thats right, the bikers were denied permission while adherents to the religion responsible for 9-11-01 were granted theirs. The bikers are going any way. Ride on. I wonder if the pedophile worshipers will get their million? remember when Al not=so-sharp had his million man march that netted arround 100,000?
just remember guys, be nice, and offer them mooslimes each a free ride on a HOG!
GOD bless you all, and may any who stand in your way feel the wrath of GOD before they ever lay eyes upon you.

Good mooslime husband there

Most men who claim to be Christians fail at being fathers and husbands. Our society has neutered our role in the home, and the media mocks us as well with the sitcom BS they put on every day. All Jesus told us to do was Love our wives. He told them to be obedient, but he never told us to make them obey. We are only asked to love them unconditionally, nothing more, just love some one who might want to kill you one minute, and kiss you the next. So much for the failings of Christians, lets take a look at how well goat rapists treat their women, shall we?

Eight is just a tad young in most any ones book to be having sex. Sure, I know we have girls here who start showing signs of maturing at that early age, its rare as heck though, and they still should not be engaging in sex. Twelve year olds tend to be a bit crazy some times, and we from time to time hear of a guy getting his nuts in a wringer for taking a sample. Personally, I'd rather see my teen age daughter with a guy who has a job, and can support her and any kids vs having her inseminated by another child who has no skills, no income, and no chance at getting out of poverty. My best preference though would be for them to control their urges and not be welfare mommas.

Having dealt with two teen age terrors, I can understand fathers wanting to marry their daughters off at an early age.

Eight is too young. This is not an anomaly among the goat boinkers. islam is a perverted sex cult where they preach that men who die in jihad will get 72 virgins and 28 supple young boys. Yes, 28 victims of pedophilia are the reward for jihadists. The specific Hadith in which the number of virgins is specified is Hadith Al-Tirmidhi in the Book of Sunah (volume IV, chapters on The Features of Paradise as described by the Messenger of Allah, chapter 21, About the Smallest Reward for the People of Paradise. This sick cult glorifies sex with children, both boys and girls. I guess that is why Michael Jackass went there after his court case.

Of course, the way I read this; The sensual pleasures are graphically elaborated by Al-Suyuti (died 1505 AD), Quranic commentator and polymath. He wrote: "Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; All I can visualize is the worst possible case of blue balls. (What they are really gonna get is much worse.)

Yes, good old islame. They marry children because they have small peckers. That's the only real reason I can think of, and some times even those babies are unable to handle a microscopic member. How often does this happen in dar al islam? Do our leftards really want that happening here? Neither a guy who has sex with a child, nor a father who allows it deserves to live. As far as the teen age nymphos, instead of the courts, lets let daddy deal with the guy who crawls into bed with em before they are eighteen. I’d make the guy marry her for life, and if the issue of divorce ever came up, well, you can get a divorce when you’re dead, can you? Yes, the guy who got my daughter is still in hiding...

Sunday, September 8, 2013

A little morning humor


Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device
that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.

They're calling it 'Islam'...

Yes, its Fuck islam day.

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Satuday blonde joke

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as danger...ous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car
over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 blondes, two in the front and 3 in the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.

The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the young woman said proudly.

The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK?  These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time"
 "Oh! We will be alright in a minute, Officer," said one in the rear, "we just got off Route 142."

Friday, September 6, 2013

A little morning humor


The doctor is making his rounds and goes into the first room and sees a patient teeing up and swinging an imaginary golf club. The doctor asks him 'what are you doing?' the guy says I'm practicing my swing, I'm gonna be a golfer when I get out. The doctor writes it down, and goes to the next room where he sees a patient swinging an imaginary baseball bat,he asks what are you doing? The guy says he is gonna be a professional baseball player when he gets out. The doctor writes it down and goes out in the hall where he sees a patient crawling on his belly with his pants to his ankles. Upon further examination, he sees that the man is pushing a peanut down the hallway with his penis. The doctor asks about it and the patient replies.."Im never getting out of this place."
why not asks the doctor?
Because I'm fucking nuts

Thursday, September 5, 2013

A suggestion

Congress is to meet and debate the merits of an attack on Syria based on a report that some one used chemical weapons. Scuttlebutt is that the rebels were trying to arm a device and were clueless and instead detonated it. For this we go to war?
I said I'd favor bombing his weapons stock pile to keep it out of rebel and AQ hands. Looks like we are a touch too late, so here is my suggestion to congress.
Issue a declaration of war. Against the AQ and mooslime botherhood affiliates in Syria, not basher Asad.

Castro is dead

To bad its not Fidel or Raul. Ariel Castro, convicted kidnapper and rapist hung himself in his cell. Good riddance. Suicide watch appears to have functioned propperly, he was allowed plenty of time to expire, and while we don't get the satisfaction of seeing him suffer years of abuse in prison, where he most likely went is much worse.
The article says they tried to revive him. I hope all they did was stand around yelling, "breathe or die ass hole, Breathe or die."