Why students from India suffer discrimination.

Why Indian students abroad suffer discrimination
It was the first day of a school in the USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:? ‘ Patrick Henry, 1775′ he said.

‘Very good! Who said ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?”

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. ‘Abraham Lincoln, 1863′ said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, ‘Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.’

She heard a loud whisper: ‘F*** the Indians,’

‘Who said that?’ she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. ‘General Custer, 1862.’

At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.’

The teacher glares around and asks ‘All right! Now, who said that?’ Again, Chandrasekhar says, ‘George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.’

Now furious, another student yells, ‘Oh yeah? Suck this!’

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, ‘Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997′

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said ‘You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.’ Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ‘ Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.’

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, ‘Oh shit, we’re screwed!’ And Chandrasekhar said quietly, ‘I think it was the democrats in Congress, March 23rd, 2010′.

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Grade the Prex for SeeBS

I know this is late, but I just found it in my e-mail. Pass along to friends fiends and every one else. I gave him better marks then most people, ( 1D and 1C) but then, I'm trying to be nice to the useless dickweed.

Stay MAD!

COPY THIS AND POST ON YOUR MIRROR!!!


2010 IS AN ELECTION YEAR!!!!
Retribution is less than 9 months away!




Read this and remember the elections in November 2010.

1. U...S. House & Senate have voted themselves $4,700 and $5,300 raises.
2. They voted to NOT give you a S.S. Cost of living raise in 2010 and 2011.
3. Your Medicare premiums will go up $285.60 for the 2-years
4. You will not get the 3% COLA: $660/yr.
5. Your total 2-yr loss and cost is -$1,600 or -$3,200 for husband and wife.
6. Over these same 2-years each Congress person will get an additional $10,000
7. Do you feel SCREWED YET?
8. Will they have your cost of drugs - doctor fees - local taxes - food, etc., decrease? NO WAY!!. Congress and all Federal Employees received a raise and have better health and retirement benefits than you or I will ever have!!! AT NO COST TO THEM!!!!! (YOUR TAXES PAY FOR IT ALL)
•Why should they care about you? •You never did anything about it in the past. •They think you are too stupid or don't care. •Do you really think that Nancy, Harry, Chris, Charlie, •Barnie, et al, care about you?


Send this message to those individuals --- "YOU'RE FIRED!"


In 2010 you will have a chance to get rid of the sitting Congress: up to 1/3 of the Senate and 100% of the House!



Make sure you're still mad in November 2010 and remind their replacements not to screw-up.



It is ok to forward this to your sphere of influence if you are finally tired of the abuse. Maybe it's time for Amendment 28 to the Constitution..



28th Amendment will be as follows:
"Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States ..."
Let's get this passed around, folks - these people in Washington have brought this upon themselves! It's time for retribution. Let's take back America ..




My take? How about we ammend it that all pay raises must be voted on, and no automatic increase be allowed, and no member of congress shall receive any increase that was proposed, enacted or ammended during his term of service, nor shall any member of congress receive any further compensation for his service once he has been voted out of office, or his term of service is ended.
In other words, their pay is the same in year twenty that it was on the day they were first elected, and no retirement, no golden parachute. The same should apply to all political appointees, and I would even go so far as to set a percentage limit as to what any government employee can make.

Thanks Maria, but....

Don't expect Sean Penn to get it. He is a died in the wool marxist. He is an elitist, and will never understand the struggles of the common man. Hopefully though, a few fans will get the picture and maybe quit supporting the likes of him and Danny Glover.
Maria Conchita Alonso is proof that not everyone in Hollywood is a complete idiot, just 99.9% of em.

Bad joke for a Monday

Two young rednecks took positions as missionaries to a South Pacific Island. Not long after setting foot in the jungle, they were taken prisoner by the tribe. The chief, who spoke some english looked them square in the eye, and said "Death or bunga bunga, you choose."
The first redneck thought about it, decided he was too young to die, and said "bunga bunga."
Immediately, they ripped off his trousers, hog tied him over a fallen tree, and began hammering it into his poor ass.
The second redneck missionary turned to the chief and said, " Thats bunga bunga? I'd rather die."
Replied the chief. "Very well, Death! By bunga bunga!"

What is China doing with all that intrest?

Apparently they are buying everything in site. Ford announced the sale of its Volvo holdings to Chinese car maker, Geely. They sold it for $1.8 billion, or less then 30% of what they paid for it eleven years ago. Folks, we are in serious trouble. Our national debt is approaching the 90% of GDP mark, and actions happening here, this week will forfeit many more jobs and the resultant GDP to foreign soil. This cannot be allowed to continue. We must throw the communists out of office in November, and ammend the constitution to close the door on what they have done.