Monday, March 29, 2010

Bad joke for a Monday

Two young rednecks took positions as missionaries to a South Pacific Island. Not long after setting foot in the jungle, they were taken prisoner by the tribe. The chief, who spoke some english looked them square in the eye, and said "Death or bunga bunga, you choose."
The first redneck thought about it, decided he was too young to die, and said "bunga bunga."
Immediately, they ripped off his trousers, hog tied him over a fallen tree, and began hammering it into his poor ass.
The second redneck missionary turned to the chief and said, " Thats bunga bunga? I'd rather die."
Replied the chief. "Very well, Death! By bunga bunga!"

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