What do you get?

When you cross a crooked liar err lawyer and a crooked politician?

An ugly brat named Chelsea. Poor Marc, it must be hell to have to settle for something that ugly. I don't know, maybe he needs glasses, or maybe he has his head up his ass and cannot see through all the shit. Back in 1993, The media told us that she would be a beauty in a few years. Sorry, the girls is as ugly as her mother, or maybe even worse. As a debate rages in Europe regarding Sharia law, the best case argument for the burka and full face veil is about to be wed. Now my first ex wife can go back to being the uglest available female in America. truth be told, her ugly is on the inside, Chelseas oozes out of every pore.
Then again, it may just be an aranged political marriage. He may be a rising star of the dumbascraps. We all understand that Hillary was there to generate sympathy for Worthless Willie when he got caught with his pants down. I mean, seriously, when A guy is married to something like Hillary, or Chelsea, who could blame them for getting a little (if you could ever call Monica little) on the side?
Lets all pray that on the first morning of the honeymoon that Chelsea does not wake to find a chewed up arm under her pillow.
Last thing, I heard that the wedding was expected to cost in excess of three million smackers, is $2,995,000 of that bribe money to get the poor sap to kiss her?

Craigslist Personals

Warning, the story you are about to read is true, the names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent. (Har)

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Topeka night before last.

Date: 2010-07-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Springfield Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]..
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Jeremiah Bullfrogs Bar and Grill, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Brian

German Engineering

A Kansas rancher

A Cowboy from Hays, Kansas walked into a bank in New York City and asked
for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to
Paris for an international rodeo for two weeks and needed to borrow
$5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer
told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so
the Cowboy handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on
the street in front of the bank. The Cowboy produced the title and
everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as
collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12%
interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a
good laugh at the Cowboy from Kansas for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral for a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private
underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Cowboy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest
of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to havehad
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn &
Bradstreet and found that you are a highly sophisticated investor and
multimillionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the
world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around
Hays, Kansas . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The good 'ole Kansas Cowboy replied, "Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when
I return?"

Don't mess with Kansans...

the problem with Arizona

Joanne Lin, legislative counsel for the American Civil Liberties Union, said it is alarming that one Arizona county is responsible for a disproportionate share of deportations.
How right she is. the raw numbers from Maricopa county and Sheriff Joe are not the problem, the percentage is! 100% of the counties across the 49 of the states are dismal. 3140 Sheriffs deserve a failing report card.
As the Association of Communist, Liberals, and Undesirables presses to have Arizona's tough (sarc) law over turned, People accross the nation are uniting behind Arizona. People are fed up with the wishywash, whether it is federal state of local.
Bottom line, nuff said.

If I were running

My Daughter would most likely do the same thing. She has been brainwashed by her mother, and not spoken to me OR any of my family since the divorce. For that reason, I find it real hard to get behind this. In fact, until she posts something substantative, I oppose her. And thats saying a lot since I am generaly of the opinion that liars err lawyers make poor judges. Dang Girl, your shit for brains attitude toward your dad has me wanting to support him scoundrel or not.
Oh, and considering how she has apparently acted toward her father, His gift through the stupid son of a bitch in law to his offspring wasn't all that bad an idea. (You should have gotten a hint from the cruddy basket dumbass.)
I hope they have a stat counter, and check it, so please, click the link.

I'm torn!

Target has been on my do not shop at list for many years now. from their pro pervert stance to their anti military bias, I have seen little reason to support them. Until today. Seems the company is getting on track, possibly for only a short spurt, but they are supporting republican candidates. Or is this guy a RINO or worse?
Pic here.