What do you get?

When you cross a crooked liar err lawyer and a crooked politician?

An ugly brat named Chelsea. Poor Marc, it must be hell to have to settle for something that ugly. I don't know, maybe he needs glasses, or maybe he has his head up his ass and cannot see through all the shit. Back in 1993, The media told us that she would be a beauty in a few years. Sorry, the girls is as ugly as her mother, or maybe even worse. As a debate rages in Europe regarding Sharia law, the best case argument for the burka and full face veil is about to be wed. Now my first ex wife can go back to being the uglest available female in America. truth be told, her ugly is on the inside, Chelseas oozes out of every pore.
Then again, it may just be an aranged political marriage. He may be a rising star of the dumbascraps. We all understand that Hillary was there to generate sympathy for Worthless Willie when he got caught with his pants down. I mean, seriously, when A guy is married to something like Hillary, or Chelsea, who could blame them for getting a little (if you could ever call Monica little) on the side?
Lets all pray that on the first morning of the honeymoon that Chelsea does not wake to find a chewed up arm under her pillow.
Last thing, I heard that the wedding was expected to cost in excess of three million smackers, is $2,995,000 of that bribe money to get the poor sap to kiss her?