Did the Supreme Court get this one right?

Chester the Molester err Torrey Dale Grady is a twice convicted pervert. He was convicted of a second degree sexual offense in 1997, and in 2006 was convicted of taking indecent liberties with a child, a death penalty offense in my opinion. After he was released from prison, he was ordered to appear in Court as a recidivist and was ordered to undergo satellite based monitoring. Chester didn't like that. Cant say as I blame him, a monitor like that can put a damper on the sex relations, especially if it shows him in the vicinity of where a child goes missing, and an examination of his trail leads to her discovery. Some guys would rather be dead then go with out sex. For Grady, I'd opt for the former.
North Carolina in their efforts to get it right got it all wrong though. They ruled that the monitoring was not a search when clearly it is. That gave Chester a path to the Supreme court, and today they ruled that indeed it is a search. Thank GOD they did not end the discussion there though. They sent it back to Carolina with a note in the second to the last paragraph that the fourth amendment prohibits only unreasonable searches.
So is it reasonable to make a predator wear a monitor? I'd opt for chemical castration with a pound of tanerite for any one who molests a child.

A little morning humor

Two Chinese exchange students arrive at the university cafeteria for lunch and ask what was available for lunch and were told there were pizza, hamburgers, hot dogs and fries.
They each order a hot dog and sit down at a table to eat.
After one unwraps the tin foil off his hot dog he looks at the hot dog and asks the other
"So what part of the dog did you get?"



"A Chinese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2100 yuan and walked out with $300.

The following week, he walked in with another 2100 yuan, and was handed $276.

He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said, "Fluctuations."

The Chinese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"



An American businessman goes to China on a business trip, but he hates Chinese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.

The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

Blind Fold

An American man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Chinese bloke said to him, "I am sick of seeing your big round eyes."

The American replied, "Put on a blind fold."

The Chinese man asked, "Where do I get one?

The American then said, "Here take my shoe lace."

They finally charged him

Deserter Bo Bergdahl has finally been charged. The misbehavior before the enemy is nice icing on the cake. This mooslime maroon cost several good soldiers their lives. For that he deserves the harshest possible punishment.
We should cancel the deal Obozo made and give him back to the taliban. Castrate him first. Take him to a hog farrowing operation and castrate him along with a truck load of hogs. Then pack him and the Rocky Mountain oysters in ice and drop them into the middle of an ISIS camp.

A little morning humor

A certain wealthy man was walking by and he noticed three lazy men just sitting there in the alley and he was curious as to which of the three was the laziest so he approached them and said to them "Which ever of you three is the laziest I will give this one hundred dollar bill to. Then he took it out of his wallet and immediately two of the men jumped up claiming to be the laziest but the third man didn't even stand up so the rich man said to the two "indeed you two are lazy but this third man, he is so lazy he wouldn't even get up" Then the rich man looks down to the lazy man and says "congratulations, you are the laziest of all, here is your grand prize of 100.00" and the lazy man looks up at him with grief and says "aww man, can you put it in my pocket for me?"

A little morning humor

.... Had a nightmare last night

I dreamed Kate Upton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

.... My wife will buy anything

marked down. She went to Macy's and bought an escalator.

.... Slept like a log last night

At least I think so. This morning I woke up in the fireplace.

....I had a dream I was a car muffler

when I woke up, I was exhausted!
 

Ever see a Yahoo Bird?

AZ state bird.
No tails feathers and great big balls and every time they land on a cactus they holler YAAAAWHHHHOOOOOOO......... 

What do you have when there's a green ball in

your right hand, and a green ball in your left hand.
Kermit the frog's attention. 

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair

of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find.

Pull OUT

We have now endured months of riots and unrest in Ferguson Misery as well as other parts of the country over the lies perpetuated by the black grievance industry over the justified shooting of St Swisher Sweets. That has now climaxed with the shooting of two officers in Ferguson.
Its time to evacuate the sane folks from the city. Build a fence. Build it like the Soviets did the Berlin Wall. Contain the problem, ship in food and other necessities, and let them destroy them selves and the city. If we can catch Jesse Jackass and Al not-so-sharp in the net, all the better. For good masure, send Chump er Crump in as well.

A little morning humor

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child`s name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let`s go."