Rednecks n condoms

Ol Bubba was known for his sexual prowmess. By the time he was twenty five he had almost that many kids. Finally the local welfare office called Bubba in and set him down.
"Bubba", the social worker said, "you have got to do something about all these kids you are fathering, you can't hardly pay child support on one let alone two dozen. If this keeps up, the judge is gonna jail your ass."
Ole Bubba, not wanting to spend any more time in the hoosgow then he absolutely had to agreed, "What do I gotta do," he asked?
The worker made an apointment for Bubba with a doctor, and when Bubba walked in, Doc got right to the heart of the matter.
"Bubba," he said, "You just need to start using condoms."
With that he wrote Bubba a prescription for rubbers.
Several days later, Bubba was back.
"Doc, these here condoms aint no good".
"Well, whats the problem"?
"Ma right nut goes *grunt*, my left nut goes *grunt*, an the ole condom goes *pop*!" Said Bubba.
"No problem" says Doc, and writes a script for heavy duty condoms.
Several days later, Bubba is back.
"Doc, these here condoms aint no good".
"Well, whats the problem"?
"Ma right nut goes *grunt*, my left nut goes *grunt*, an the ole condom goes *pop*!" Said Bubba.
Now Doc aint no dummy, he heads over to hte local bicycle shop and has Cooter make up a condom from a bike inner tube.
When he hands it to Bubba, he says, just rinse it and reuse it, this should last you a life time.
The very next morning, Bubba is back.
"Doc, something is terrible wrong"
"Well, whats the problem now", asks Doc?
"Ma right nut went *grunt*, the rubber went grunt, and ma left nut went *POP*!"