From E-mail

I recently got a new truck with all the latest gizmos and gadgets. It has a lot of voice activated features so I can keep both hands on the wheel as I navigate commuter traffic. I especially like the new radio. If I say "country" I get the best C&W station in the area. If I say rock, I get uninterupted Hits by the latest artists. If I sasy oldies, it tunes me to the dial where hits from the 60's and 70's are belted out by the minute.
Late Tuesday as I was making my way home after a very long day at work, an ignoramus cut me off and almost caused a crash. I thumped the wheel and shouted "Idiot" The radio immediately tuned to the State of the Union address.
Aint technology great? The dealership should have a replacement in by next Friday.