A little morning humor

Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth.

So A-Rod tries to get as close as he can to Ruth-type achievements.

Before the playoffs last year, A-Rod went to a hospital and promised a dying kid that he'd ground out to second base for him.

And I was at the game, people, it's true - A-Rod pointed to second base.

For anyone who cares, I'm no longer a baseball fan. I have followed the doping scandals with little interest. These guys are supposed to be role models for our kids. Any wonder we have fucked up kids. It goes deeper then that though, much deeper.